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Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?
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Old MacDonald had a dolphin, E-E-E-E-E
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If two Vegans are fighting, is it still called a Beef?
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If the Earth is Flat, then what's on the other side?
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The letter 'd' is the letter 'a' getting hard.
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I had to nut in my eye to see how far I came.
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At the end of the day, it's night.
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Reincarnation is making a comeback.
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The key to a good Post Office joke is the delivery
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I can't seem to get the hang of nooses
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I hate meditating, I’d rather just sit and do nothing.
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Whose idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have an “S...
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Is "buttcheeks" one word, or should I spread them apart?
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I'm throwing an edging party, and no, you can't come.
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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Dead batteries are free of charge.
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Today I learned that ‘wet floor’ signs are not a requ...
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My sister's name is Candy and her pronouns are her, she...
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An octopus is really just a wet spider
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If you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left.
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I’d let a mute do unspeakable things to me.
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I can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was.
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Man's laughter is funny, but manslaughter isn't.
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Why aren’t iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?
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I'm giving up Christianity for Lent.
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I hate it when people project my insecurities onto them
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Isn't Spiderman just Peter Parkour?
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Zebras have stripes so they arent spotted
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I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish
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I'm writing a step-by-step guide how to avoid elevators
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I am clean now
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Why haven’t they ever marketed a blow up doll to terror...
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The poorest person in Alabama is the Tooth Fairy.
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Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
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I used to have an origami business until we folded.
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Glory holes give me the willies
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I just flew in from Chernobyl, and boy are my arms legs.
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I lost all my weed in a series of small fires
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Why do people ask rhetorical questions?
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somebody stole my car radio. and now I just sit in silence.
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