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Do yourself a favor and check out this very original artist and good friend of mine 
invidiasaunder
She is a Great New artist here who truly has a lot to offer with her Very refined skills.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/invidiasaunder/
invidiasaunderShe is a Great New artist here who truly has a lot to offer with her Very refined skills.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/invidiasaunder/
For the last time! I'm not a baby! You're just very big!
Dargon: Aaah, they're so cute at this age. Trying to be independent.
Speaking of Booster seats, I'm thinking we're going to need some more phone books for you to reach the table Missy!😋
You mean, books with pictures of phones in them? Books about phones? What a strange notion. I will have to research these ancient draconian artifacts.
Why I remember burning down the Roman empire while that guy stood there playing the violin that wouldn't be invited for nearly two thousand years later like it was yesterday. 🤔
Where will I get my endless breadsticks now?
I only asked for more cheese on my Caesar salad but they said "No, you'll hurt yourself or somebody"......is it My fault I lost my patience?
It's the Never ending Soup bowl you should worry about....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesh.....Mammoth_Cheese
Nobody need be concerned for The Neverending Soup Bowl. As the legend states, nothing may destroy it. It shall remain until our world crumbles into dust and ashes, then shall supply liquid sustenance to the void for eternity.
.....and constipation.😬
Hmmm.......so you're saying the Soup bowl will Outlast us all?
Death by soup.
At least the void will not know hunger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_the_Sea_is_Salt
You gotta beware legendary condiments, their power affects us all.
I've got a fairytale book from when I was pup and that story is in the book along with fine illustration's.
So it would seem. Let's be thankful there isn't a legendary Pepper mill!😮
Also, I think I know of that book. I hear you got a copy free from the printers on account of providing most of the tales. Pity you kept your own (mis)adventures out of the works, they would have been very entertaining to generations of youngsters.
Shhhhh.....Those are supposed to be our little secret, remember?
Pretty easily actually given what we got up to. Most of it is a blur now.
Besides that whole Raise the Roof thing was your idea, how was I supposed to know you really just wanted to lift up?😛
I NEED that shiny charizard card.
All I got out of it was some melting wall's and people running around inflamed.
O.O ..... Don't look at me, you're not squeezing me into no PokeBall! 😮
The trick to getting things in pokeballs is to use a big enough one. Preferably made of hardened steel.
Ha! Then I have nothing to worry about, you couldn't wield one big enough to fit me little Bird! *Pushes chest out in a display of confidence*
All-natural pokeballs! Bound to work if you have enough!
*Throws gravel*
Ohhhhhhh....
I always will remember,
'twas the first day of November,
I went out to hunt some dragon,
In my brand new station wagon.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Dick Cheney, seven hunters, and a cow.
I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle.
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my wagon and I drove them home somehow,
Dick Cheney, seven hunters, and a cow.
BUT-
The Law was very firm! It-
-Took away my permit!
The worst punishment I ever endured!
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.
People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "there's nothing to it,
You just stand there looking cute,
And when something moves, -you shoot!"
And there's nine stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Dick Cheney, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow.
Yeah Dick Cheney has finally found a home! We couldn't leave him out there wandering about pretending to be soldier boy, especially after he missed Bush ......
For if you use the leaden ones, his hide is sure to flatten 'em.
So you're probably gonna be fine if WWIII is declared.
Just make certain you have as much platinum as your little wings can carry for it will be the only thing of value after the governments fall.
Why? WHY DIDN'T I HOARD BREAD INSTEAD?
We still have some Ash Curry left over from last night if you want to heat that up...
I think it might be too spicy for my tastes.
LOL!!
The I-Dragons, led by their powerful, metal-moving leader.
Dragneto.
LOL!! "Dragneto"