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high-functioning idiot | Registered: October 31, 2012 09:55:10 PM

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I'm the very model of the modern Furaffinity

4 years ago General

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Candy's Parlor, where even more kinky stuff awaits, plus many benefits for higher patrons, but any patron will receive my unconditional love and gratitude :3

Violins on the background



I'm the very model of the modern Furaffinity

my gallery is brimming with incorrect anatomy

I follow many artist with unorthodox fetishes

I comment on their post with literary embelishes



To fuel all my depraved sexual curiosity

I find myself within their very pornographic gallery

to pushing all my buttons on their visual property

I'm the very model of the modern Furaffinity



His gallery is brimming with incorrect anatomy

He is the very model of the modern Furaffinity



Be 3D models, full on paintings and simple hand sketches

I focus my attention at himbos with their huge packages

I read their journals with confessions and many thoughtful matters

And once or twice I find fanart of long-forgotten characters



I see commissions or fanarts and even once a couple trades

I read a thousand stories of many sexual escapades

I curse Ai for romanticizing all artistic theft

And monetize what any hobby whatsoever's left



My favourites are all focused on just a single kink

My finances are all balanced in just a single link

Lacking any sleeping schedule to keep my health afloat

and cheering when NFTs sank like a crashing boat



Commissions or Sabbaticals

Paypal being mathematical

Denying from my own family

I'm the very model of the modern Furaffinity

Just something silly I whipped up for my own amusement. Never though I would be able to write all these rhymes xD Its also funnier if you know the song I'm parodying ;3

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