Santa breaks into your house kisses your wife, eats your food and gives your kids the presents you never could. your kids look to him as a hero while your wife brags about him to the kids you just slump in your chair knowing that every year hes coming to outdo you and make out with your wife and theres nothing you can do because they worship him. remember that Santa is the ntr king OwO



Also as for how it could save your life thats kinda up for grabs lol