After a delay due to a storm/power outage that knocked the power out for almost 24 hours here, this year's XXXMas, Rule 34 Edition Short Story Commissions are NOW OPEN, and will remain so until this time (9PM GMT) tomorrow! If more than 20 people have commented requesting a story by that point, I'll random-number generate to see who gets the 20 available slots. <3

Hey Jeeves, what's an XXXMas Rule34 Edition Short Story??

It's a short story of ~1.5-2k words featuring your fursona/an OC of yours receiving some "XXXMas Cheer (sexy or otherwise intimate fun)" from a Rule34'able character (or group of characters if they 'come as a set', e.g. Nick and Judy, The Mane 6 from MLP, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) of your choice.

You also get to pick one kink (or specific sex act if you just want them sharing some vanilla lewdness) for them to share.

If you prefer, you can instead provide two different R34 characters/sets of characters you want to see fooling around together. :3


For example:

Your character: Cara the Mouse
R34 character: Isabelle (Animal Crossing)
Kink: Mutual masturbation.

Your character: Xander Kangaroo
R34 charracter: Nick Wilde & Judy Hopps.
Kink: Bondage.

R34 character #1: Fluttershy (MLP:FiM)
R34 character #2: The rest of the mane 6 (MLP:FiM).
Kink: Watersports.

How much are these commissions?

£20 GBP (British Pounds)! That's £10 less than a normal 2k story from me! :3 Please only claim a slot if you're able to pay within 48 hours, thanks!!

How many slots are available?

20 stories are available, a max of one per person so I can spread lewd holiday cheer to as many folks as possible. <3

How do I tell you I want one?

Reply to this journal to request a slot!

If after 24 hours more than 20 people have replied, I'll use a random number generator to select 20 names and offer them the slots. This is my first time trying to take commissions this way, in an effort to give people who can't be present at the times I normally open for stories the opportunity to get one without the time pressure.

When will my story be complete?

All XXXMas stories will be completed by December 24th, so you're sure to get your XXXMas treat. :D

If I get a slot, what happens then?

I'll note you here on FA and ask you to provide me the OC/R34 character(s) you want included in the story, along with the kink/sex act you want them to share. Please limit your descriptions to just these details. These are short stories that are going to be allll about the kinky fun, so there isn't going to be room for a whole plot beyond "it's XXXmas, fun ensues!". <3

What if some of the people who get selected drop out/can't pay?

In that case I'll draw some more random names from the remaining people!



I have other questions!!!

Feel free to ask them below, or to note me! If the question is about whether specific kinks are okay or not, you can check my Will Not Write list HERE!.


Super excited to work on these for y'all on the run up to XXXmas itself, and I can't wait to see what R34 characters you want to have fun with. :D


XXXMas list:

1.  Shakal - Paid
2.  Caroo - Paid
3.  GammaEradon - Paid
4.  CyberneticsInc - Paid
5.  LarkspurDragon - Paid
6.  Bluetippedwolf - Paid
7.  Jonathan0322 - Paid
8.  Papertoilet - Paid
9.  Superduperdog - Paid
10.  NintendoGalaxy01 - Paid
11. PinkCaptainFalcon - Paid
12.  Richard_Elmer - Paid
13.  Ingtail - Paid
14.  AlSong - Paid
15.  DelFur - Paid
16.  FireDrago - Paid
17.  dontask1337 - Paid
18.  SHM128III - Paid
19.  Razz - Paid
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