Hey folks!

I mentioned this already at the close of Kinktober, but now I'm making it official. I can't resist letting 2025 end without sliding one more super fun batch of themed short story commissions out there for y'all to enjoy, so on Friday November 28th at 8pm GMT, I'll be opening for a batch of 25 "XXXmas" themed short story commissions.


What's XXXmas?

Like the name suggests, it's a lewd take on the Xmas/winter holiday season! That means you'll be able to put forward ideas for short, simple and lewd stories on any subject (at least, any subject I'm happy to write about, haha; check my will-not-write list for details about my limits by clicking HERE ), so long as they include some core element that fits the vibe of the XXXmas theme.

Just as a couple of examples, a fun XXXmas idea could revolve around a character getting a lewd holiday gift and using it for the first time by the glow of their christmas tree, some lovers sneaking out into a cold snowy night to heat themselves up with some risky public sex, or getting to play around with one (or more!) of Santa's reindeer. Other settings like MLP's hearthswarming eve are totally fair game too, and if you're in the southern hemisphere and XXXmas to you means a naked festive barbecue in the summer sun, that's totally cool too! Also the name xxxmas is purely for the pun. If you wanna have a lewd Hanukkah tale, that's totally fine too. XD Any wintery or generally end of year festive traditions are equally welcome. ^^


How many XXXmas stories can I get?

I'll be opening for 25 XXXmas story slots, with a maximum of two commission slots available per person to ensure I can get a nice variety of ideas from different folks. :3


How much will each XXXmas story cost, and what will I get for my money?

Each XXXmas short story commission will cost £25gbp, a £10 discount on my normal short story commission price. For that price (to be paid by paypal after I've discussed and agreed upon the details of your idea(s)) you'll get roughly 2000 words. Please bear in mind this is only 4-5 pages of writing, so your idea should be simple/straightforward enough to be doable in that general word limit. If your idea is too complicated and can't be simplified, I won't be able to take it on.


When exactly will your XXXmas commissions be opening, and when will they be complete?

I'll be opening for the XXXmas themed commission batch on Friday November 28th at 8pm GMT. I'll begin working on them on December 1st and posting them throughout the month. Needless to say I hope to have them all complete before Christmas!


I have other questions!

Feel free to ask any questions below, or send me a note if you'd rather keep your question private.

If you want to run an idea by me in advance to see whether it's suitable/doable within the word limit, that's totally fine too, though you'll still have to claim a slot or two in the batch itself when it opens. :)