Poor adventurer you win right now (But, Basil, I'm the hero here)
There no way to escape (But, Basil, I'm the hero here)
The night isn't over (I have hopes for a win)
I very cruel you see (Why won't you get away from me)
Your party will start to worry (I never felt like more in a hurry)
The legends will ever come bare (That really isn't fair)

So begins that time of the year
where the celebration of wickness
is all in the air
Oh poor heroes
nasty little bugs
I can't wait to force you by the fireplace
as my new flatten rug

Very Merry 25 Days of Kinkmas