Today begins the most wicked time of the year
the 25 days of kinkmas my favorite celebration
here have a song retuned


I really can't stay
(look here, Basils outside)

I've got to go away
(You're not leaving, that's denied)


This evening has been...
(You don't have to try to be sly)

...So nice
(Now hold your tongue, don't even try)

My party will start to worry
(healer, what's your hurry?)

My guildmaster will be pacing the floor
(Listen to the cries and roar)


Maybe he won't notice, if we scurry
(I not ready to die, life and death seem so blurry)

But maybe just a half a heal potion more
(Study the bestiary as I lock the door)


What will the team think
(You dummy, it's bad out there)
Say, what health potion did we drink?
(Just something to remove your care)

What do you mean
(Basil always been here)

Oh you the King
(Now to make you sing)

This was a thing
(just my evil way to pull your strings )

Now I am done
(That correct this ends our little fun)

...
(muwhahhahahah)