i hate you, vanilla ice.

i thought the radio station was going to be all cool and play under pressure by david bowie and queen when i tuned in and heard that bass riff you stole, you thief. but no, they played your song instead. you charlatan.

you have left an indelible black eye on music with your nonsense. freddie mercury would have been completely justified suing you for every last penny.

LOOK GUYS I'M IN A GREAT MOOD !!