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Bad Idea #93: Stones Skipping Stones
3 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
Not everybody must get stoned, but he will be.
It's a nice calm lake. Or maybe a nice calm river. The gals invited him out to a secluded area for an afternoon of fun and games, and well, they were sure having fun with this game. He was on a partly submerged platform, strapped into a place. The Plexiglas guard meant the stones they were skipping across the water wouldn't hurt his belly or legs if they go high, low, left, or right. But there was that opening just there, they'd made sure of the alignment. And made sure his swimwear [If he gets to wear any, of course.] was a nice, bright orange inviting target around his balls.
The game, or perhaps pastime, he wasn't sure if there were any scores being kept, was simple: the gals would skip stones across the water and try to hit his stones (right at the waterline) with theirs. They were good at this - and getting better with all the practice.
A beach party? Sure!
Not everybody must get stoned, but he will be.
It's a nice calm lake. Or maybe a nice calm river. The gals invited him out to a secluded area for an afternoon of fun and games, and well, they were sure having fun with this game. He was on a partly submerged platform, strapped into a place. The Plexiglas guard meant the stones they were skipping across the water wouldn't hurt his belly or legs if they go high, low, left, or right. But there was that opening just there, they'd made sure of the alignment. And made sure his swimwear [If he gets to wear any, of course.] was a nice, bright orange inviting target around his balls.
The game, or perhaps pastime, he wasn't sure if there were any scores being kept, was simple: the gals would skip stones across the water and try to hit his stones (right at the waterline) with theirs. They were good at this - and getting better with all the practice.
A beach party? Sure!
An added 'challenge' might be to have (alcoholic) drinks for the gals... will that make for less true aim... or greater viciousness... or yes?
One the male 'guest' must NEVER do, though, is bring a too-low quality ("light") beer. THAT just makes people angry.
{It *might* be in his Best Interest to bring the strongest drink he dare.... so no Everclear, and maybe no Barcardi 151. But some "Bottled in Bond" (100 Proof) might be a good idea. MIGHT!
but also no holding back. XD