Discord:
Seems you're using a different device from a different location. You'll have to click the link we sent you in your email.

Me:
Nope. Same computer, same browser, same location, i haven't emptied my cache, received an update or restarted my PC since last time. Discord's just being stupid.
Ah well, I'll just click the link and get it over with.

[time passes and this happens 3 times throughout the day]

Discord:
We detected suspicious activity. Seems this account has been accessed by many different locations, so we locked you out.

Me:
-but that was YOUR mistake, not mine. Urgh. Fine. I'll just contact support.

Discord:
Thanks for contacting support. We reviewed your request and have deleted your account.

Me:
*dial phone*
Yeah dad? Do you know the offices in India where they handle support for the Discord app?

Dad:
I know where they are yeah.

Me:
Can you just forward the information to me. I'm gonna give them a piece of my magazine on the next extraction, thanks.

Dad:
I can't legally do that, but here you go. Try not to get stereotyped as Taliban on your way.

Me:
Thanks dad.