Nikocado Avocado "the Egg" Vespucci is an overeating, beer-drinking slob out on a date at a wings restaurant with his boyfriend orlin. While on the date, Nikocado Avocado suffers from a bout of chronic belching which disgusts his date. Unbeknownst to Nikocado Avocado, the peptic ulcers in his stomach had began to bleed out, resulting in the burping. Nikocado Avocado convinces orlin to punch him in the gut, thinking it will cure the burping. The hard blow to Nikocado Avocado's gut causes his stomach to rupture and all its contents to spill out into his body cavity, as he burps one last time.

"Today Nikocado Avocado was really letting it fly. orlin was mortified. All he wanted was a nice lunch, not a trip to the zoo."