Team Rose's Official Rescue Team Q&A
3 years ago
Thorn sighs. "Do we really have to do this?"
"We don't have to, but it's important! Answering questions about rescue team work helps inspire the next generation of rescuers!"
"That doesn't make me feel any better about giving random people personal info."
"Don't worry, you don't have to answer any questions that make you uncomfortable. You can tell them as much or as little as you want."
"Fine, sure, whatever, just open the inbox already."
(Welcome to the Team Rose Q&A! I had a lot of fun with the Team Playmates Q&A, so I figured I'd start this one early. You can ask the characters questions about... pretty much whatever; how they feel about recent plot events, little details not addressed in the story, anything. All questions will be answered, but answers will NOT have any spoilers for the story, so don't worry about spoiling yourself.
You can also ask characters besides Compass and Thorn. Also, just like Team Playmates, you can ask past versions of the characters if you'd like an in-character answer of how they felt or what they thought back then. Also also, the Team Playmates Q&A will still stay up; this isn't replacing it or anything.)
"We don't have to, but it's important! Answering questions about rescue team work helps inspire the next generation of rescuers!"
"That doesn't make me feel any better about giving random people personal info."
"Don't worry, you don't have to answer any questions that make you uncomfortable. You can tell them as much or as little as you want."
"Fine, sure, whatever, just open the inbox already."
(Welcome to the Team Rose Q&A! I had a lot of fun with the Team Playmates Q&A, so I figured I'd start this one early. You can ask the characters questions about... pretty much whatever; how they feel about recent plot events, little details not addressed in the story, anything. All questions will be answered, but answers will NOT have any spoilers for the story, so don't worry about spoiling yourself.
You can also ask characters besides Compass and Thorn. Also, just like Team Playmates, you can ask past versions of the characters if you'd like an in-character answer of how they felt or what they thought back then. Also also, the Team Playmates Q&A will still stay up; this isn't replacing it or anything.)
"Thorn, no! None! The answer is none!"
"What about in self defense?"
"That's... I... Hurting children is bad!"
"Okay so two, possibly three if-"
"NO!"
"Oran berries," Compass corrects.
"-a Defense Scarf-"
"Where did you get that?"
"-my share of 50 coins, 20 dollars-"
"What's a dollar?"
Thorn shrugs. "-someone's car keys, a knife, a bike helmet, some books I stole from Compass's house, a bicycle, a few spoilers, a medieval longsword, 100 more coins, a speedboat, and last but not least, my F-Word Pass. So you know, not much room left for apples."
"Thorn, that is ridiculous! A speedboat in your helmet? Just use a bag like everyone else!"
"Bags are too easy to steal. No way I'm letting some pickpocket take my spoilers."
Alright, I guess I'm just gonna recycle some questions from the Team Playmates Q&AHow many crimes did you two commit?
Sincerely, a person who totally isn't involved with law enforcement.
"143."
"... You're... surprisingly upfront about this."
"What? My criminal status is practically public knowledge, in both worlds."
"Why did you even keep count?"
"I didn't, I was just estimating. I mean seriously, who would even keep track of that? That'd be like keeping count of how many loaves of bread you've eaten in your life."
"I agree, the ability to heal wounds is super valuable. But besides that, I really like passho berries; they boost resistance against water, so on a team like ours, they're really important to cover our weaknesses."
"Yeah, but they taste awful. Salac berries are way better; they make you way faster, so you can beat the enemy before they even have a chance to use dangerous attacks, or just make a quick retreat. Also, they taste incredible."
"I mean, that's how it used to be. But when you can take a walk in the woods and find two days worth of food, life isn't nearly so hard. Nowadays, I like party music where everyone can dance. Also I can go to parties now! Without being afraid of spiked drinks or being assaulted by drunk people!"
"Thorn, you're the one who gets drunk and starts randomly hugging people," Compass says. "Seriously, you're like 17 at most, you really shouldn't be drinking."
"I didn't punch god in the face just to be lectured about 'underage drinking' and 'long-term interference with brain development'. I'll get as drunk as I want!"
"You also wouldn't stop hugging me."
"Okay that's a very good point, I'll try to restrain myself in the future."
Y-yeah, I would never drink alcohol at that age, that's bad for you!
Hides beer behind my back