four men dressed in nothing but towels around there waists step on the stage and start swaying their hips from side to side rythmicaly they start signing together
"wieners wieners on parade, wieners wieners on parade "
"we have wieners and we are going to show them off starting with scott"
scot removes his towel and contines swaying his hips rytmicaly with his avrage sized member swaying back and forth
"scots wiener isn't all that special but it sure feels swell , its just right and it can go all night "
"wieners wieners on parade , wieners wieners on parade"
"now tom is going to show off his wiener"
(Customer "come on stop showing off your cocks!"
"there not cocks there wieners wieners on parade"
tom removes his towel with a florish swinging his long member back and forth as he sways
"toms wiener is long and strong and can do no wrong "
"wieners wieners on parade, wieners wieners on parade"
"now samual is going to show of his wiener"
samual removes his towel removing a thick member that with some diffuclity he sways
"samuals wiener is round and wide but damm does it ever feel good inside "
"wieners wieners on parade, wieners wieners on parade"
"now roger"
roger walks up takes off his towel reveling a very small penis
"now rogers wiener is a tiny little bit almost just a clit but it tastes great just give it a lick "
"wieners wieners on parade , wieners wieners on parade"
(bouncer) "alright you lot you don't even work here get lost!"

"this has been a wiener parade don't forget to wiener your waitressess!" they run into the night buck naked