Devs Throwing Shade On Elden Ring.
3 years ago
General
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When you go out of your way to stir up shit on the internet and
immediately retreat to a safe space because you can't handle blowback.
You probably shouldn't browse the web without adult supervision.
Watching this display of pathetic goodness
The JELLY is strong with this one
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNGiOwb.....amp;name=small
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNGm6J-.....amp;name=large
https://twitter.com/salamatizm
For the "MESSAGE" riiight?
https://preview.redd.it/ylnzmyqcwv1.....4a525ebf21cbfb
https://boundingintocomics.com/wp-c.....71f2d69c7f.png
Stay salty devs. You deserve mediocrity.
Oh the shade is getting even better.
Elden Ring’s character creator "fails Black players" Somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIXyWMI0EEA
Go ahead Twittards. Cancel this game I dare you.
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When you go out of your way to stir up shit on the internet and
immediately retreat to a safe space because you can't handle blowback.
You probably shouldn't browse the web without adult supervision.
Watching this display of pathetic goodness
The JELLY is strong with this one
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNGiOwb.....amp;name=small
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNGm6J-.....amp;name=large
https://twitter.com/salamatizm
For the "MESSAGE" riiight?
https://preview.redd.it/ylnzmyqcwv1.....4a525ebf21cbfb
https://boundingintocomics.com/wp-c.....71f2d69c7f.png
Stay salty devs. You deserve mediocrity.
Oh the shade is getting even better.
Elden Ring’s character creator "fails Black players" Somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIXyWMI0EEA
Go ahead Twittards. Cancel this game I dare you.
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FA+

The old games didn't have tutorials nor Easy or Hard mode.
It just drops you in the game world and you are on your own.
Blood borne no tutorial but functions like dark souls but with guns
-No Micro Transactions.
-the preorder bonus is just an emote you unlock eventually anyway
-No journalist mode, game tells you to do a thing, you fail, it slaps your shit, then it tells you to do it again until you learn
Quality AAA game?
In MY timeline?
More likely than I thought.
It shows the market that it offers all the above and the masses flock to it in droves with their wallets wide open.
It proves that Old School gaming has a massive demand and if the West wants to compete they have to adapt or die.
I love it
The monster hunter fandom jumped on that shit instantly.
https://twitter.com/Actually_Tina/s.....51990009905155
No talent woke trash copy the wheel and then proclaim on Twitter that they've invented the wheel.
I liked Horizon Zero Dawn but when they morphed the protagonist into a bald skin Gorilla in the sequel just to please Twitter activists I passed.
Love how Horizon tards are reeing in the comment that the experiences are completely different
"My wheel is different than yours"
They were busy showing off how good the water looked.
I said "Wow, that water does look good. It looks almost as good as water on the gamecube. Nice job!" and I linked this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLPezvCTdM
Water. They are desperate aren't they.
Forbidden West is Zero Dawn but with an alien antagonist and an uglier protagonist.
BTW didn't those Twittards dunk on Forbidden West when it just came out because the whites in the game appropriated Indian culture?
Also after 500 years after the first handful of diverse humans awoke from their vaults and went into the world
there would have been NO racial diversity. Everybody would have intermingled and become interracial BROWN before they spread out.
The fact that you see whites and blacks only points out to racial segregation in the recent history of that world.
These morons have no idea how the reality operates.
Oh yeah, and about that part about "black hairstyle", what the flying fuck does that even mean? Lol! I LOVE this response to that because it's perfect:
"Malik Khaleel
3 days ago
It's annoying as a black man having so many people claiming to be offended on my behalf, it trivializes the real problems in the world. It's a medieval setting who gives af about hairstyles"
Like, dude ain't wrong. Just play the damn game and stop being offended about fucking nothing, people! We play games to ESCAPE reality, get the fucking memo already, Cancel Culture fuck-wits! XD
Meet Netflix's historical Queen of the Vikings.
Did they have good Hair salons during the early middle ages?
If they want to celebrate the black race why give her a white hair style?
She should have had DREADLOCKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I3ehwMUjN4
This is what happens when MORONS push for diversity
"SalValikan
3 hours ago
As a Norwegian I find it strange that they chose to keep the name Haakon (Håkon) for this character, as it is a male first name. Does this mean that Jarl Haakon is a black - trans - viking woman?"
"Steven Lim
3 hours ago
They didn't just race and gender swapped, they lied and mocked the History of Jarl Haakon, depicting him (her) as an inclusive leader allowing different faiths when in actual fact, Jarl Haakon was true to the old gods and led and fought off foreign armies meant to conquer and bring Christianity to Norwegian shores."
"Eodyn7
4 hours ago
As someone of Scandinavian descent, this kind of crap really pisses me off. It's one thing to race swap a fictional character. It's another to race swap a historical character."
That last one I agree with the most. If you're going to adhere to historical revisionism, keep that shit in a sci-fi story pertaining to such an idea. This isn't Wolfenstein, guys, come the fuck on! XD