Graced indeed! Clever draggy! And you're so sweet, too. Thanks for doing this for her!

It's the least I could do for such a beautiful and loving friend I have found in her. She has always been the sweetest to me since the day we met, plus I know she likes keeping such things a secret so I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity!😈💕

As expected, another hopelessly lovestruck dragon waif, entranced by their golden fur.

But surely you would agree I'm not just "Another" dragon.
And though her golden fur is most entrancing, it is not her for I seek as she is already spoken for. No it is a certain Kiwi that my interest lye with and for whom this dragon hope's to win over and claim the paw of for it is she and she alone who shall serve me well whilst I preen.☺️💕

Lye... lye... Webster, help me out here.

"Lye: A caustic, strongly alkaline solution used for cleaning, bleaching and soap manufacture."


You wanna turn my paws into soap huh? Yeah, sooner or later everyone tries. They've not succeeded yet though!

How dare you accuse me of forging such fibbery! I would not Lye to you!
And just what have you got against soapy paw's?
You know what they say "Soapy paw's are Clean Paw's"!

Aye, but soapy paws are the ind of paws that deal with dirty minds like mine via a good brainwashing.

Ooooooo....so you have a dirty mind also? Nice.
Draggy is Very dirty minded yet I've had no luck with the common brainwashing material's..... perhaps you know of something stronger?