Just because I'm running a SubscribeStar and my output is now a fraction of a trickle because of my garbage heart and lung issues, I am still happy to do commissions. They won't be fast but they'll be hotter than a raging wildfire. You'll climax with the fury of a pouncing lion. Your wiener (if you have one) will pop right off. Swear to god.

But what's more, the 23rd is the due date for my internet bill on which I am $200 short, because the Spectrum company has to break knees every month to maintain their street cred. Won't you take pity on a broke-ass butt-smelling foxcoon and acquire stories?

Das commission info: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9384988/

Or donate and/or join my Substar below if you like. Fun stories are coming the first of the month! You can even have a one-time discount if you join up. :O

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