Because my smack habit won't feed itself. 30 bucks per thousand words, 20 bucks per thousand if you get 3k or fewer, price subject to change if I hate your idea, or if I hate you. I'll write anything that isn't illegal in this country. So don't be afraid to ask about your wildest ideas! I'll do action, I'll do romance, I'll do porn; yes, even the really crazy porn that most people don't know exists! I can do high class, no class, too much class, good taste, bad taste, bad taste done in good taste--any kind of setting, aesthetic, or fantasy you have. If I really like your idea and get carried away, and end up writing a little over the word limit, that's no extra charge. You can give me as much or as little direction as you like, and by golly I'll do my best!