I have never laughed this hard at a court case in my life.. Scamber Turd is really hilarious in her court battle with Johnny Depp.. Like.. She has a lawyer who objects to his own line of questioning.. None of her stories are making any lick of sense .. She is constantly contradicting her own stories and (lack of) evidence..

And her most recent testimony was soo frazzled that I'm beginning to think she is seriously taking hardcore drugs..

Like.. This is an actual quote of her testimony when she was asked to remember an incident with Johnny...

"I remember waking up to my friend on cellphone speaker .. and it was next to me on both sides of me, all around me.. I got up from the bed and the carpet on the floor.. and saw a boot try to make payments on a bedframe.."

.....I'M SORRY.. WHAT??!!.... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??!!!?...

She makes zero sense.. Its like watching a grave digger digging his own grave ... every day lol..

This trial is a mockery of the legal system.. Throw that lunatic in jail and be done with it, I say lol

P.S. Fun fact about lying: If you do enough of it your stories begin to contradict themselves... Kinda like Ms. Turd's stories right now..

And those are my thoughts on that :p

--- Vinnie ^.^