The Chip n Dale movie (2022)
3 years ago
General
I'm disappointed in this movie, and yes there will be spoilers.
So Chip n' Dale was apart of my childhood, and I loved it, the characters were apart of my life and I adored seeing them go on adventures.
Save the day, be hero's.
So when this movie was announced, I thought 'Oh boy, really big adventure, they are going to thwart the Taliban or something!'
No, it went the Who framed Roger Rabbit approach, which isn't a bad route, unless you handle it like the writers did here.
They were depressing has-been's off doing their own day jobs and bitter and just a sour bunch.
None of the cheerful livelihood they had.
And the worst part.
Chip, Dale and Gaget had a love triangle, and I wondered who would close it, which one of the two men competing for Gaget would close the deal, Chip or Dale because both of them were there for her at all times and I honestly leaned toward Chip.
But no, she went to Zipper the fly. Married with kids.
I forgot all about this love triangle until this movie popped up and the question resurfaced in my mind.
And the result was disappointing, frustrating actually.
It would be like Scooby-doo and Velma getting married or Bulma and a Saibaman getting married.
I think I understand my mother's own frustration with the finale of the Dukes of Hazard.
Glad I didn't give any money to this movie, the synopsis was enough.
So Chip n' Dale was apart of my childhood, and I loved it, the characters were apart of my life and I adored seeing them go on adventures.
Save the day, be hero's.
So when this movie was announced, I thought 'Oh boy, really big adventure, they are going to thwart the Taliban or something!'
No, it went the Who framed Roger Rabbit approach, which isn't a bad route, unless you handle it like the writers did here.
They were depressing has-been's off doing their own day jobs and bitter and just a sour bunch.
None of the cheerful livelihood they had.
And the worst part.
Chip, Dale and Gaget had a love triangle, and I wondered who would close it, which one of the two men competing for Gaget would close the deal, Chip or Dale because both of them were there for her at all times and I honestly leaned toward Chip.
But no, she went to Zipper the fly. Married with kids.
I forgot all about this love triangle until this movie popped up and the question resurfaced in my mind.
And the result was disappointing, frustrating actually.
It would be like Scooby-doo and Velma getting married or Bulma and a Saibaman getting married.
I think I understand my mother's own frustration with the finale of the Dukes of Hazard.
Glad I didn't give any money to this movie, the synopsis was enough.
FA+

Chip and Gadget do get romantically involved, she gets pregnant and goes into hiding for a year.
Not because shes abandoning Chip, shes hiding the kids from their enemies, and she shows back up to
bring Chip to meet his son and two daughters.
Its just a rough draft in my head, but Im thinking of it
Dragon Ball Evolution
The third Aladdin movie.
We only remember them when we choose to remember them and usually only to describe how bad they are.