So at this point, I'd ordinarily just post one of our ads to my scraps to promote our next artist alley/vendor market. But this time there won't be one because we are finally flying solo! Every other one before had band accompaniment. This time there will be no concerts and will focus 100% on the artists and vendors, which is something we've been planning to toil with for a while now. As a result though, we don't have anything to advertise along with the market, so there's no point in creating an ad poster because nobody is going to know (or care) who the fuck we are.

"Come see the amazing OTACONXIX who's in his early 30s and still lives with his parents! Witness the wonder of his bead pornography and self-insert elf man with his penis inside a cartoon character!"

I mean I'm not gonna lie, that would fuckin' rock, but no. Not gonna happen. On the other hand, the great news is that since there's no bands, we'll have the Stage Room all to ourselves and hopefully have the most amount of artists/vendors we've ever had yet.

Kicks off this upcoming 4th of July weekend. Sunday 7-3-22 at 2pm-6pm
Transplants Brewing Company
40242 La Quinta Ln, Unit 101
Palmdale CA, 93551

Hope to see some of you there.