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Life News & 500 Watchers Special! (Free Story
3 years ago
Alright, there's going to be a LOT of text here. I'll give you a TLDR at the bottom so you get the gist. Firstly, thank you to EVERYONE that participated in the emergency comms. I really bloody appreciate it. I also wanna think all of the people who read/enjoyed/watched me in the months I haven't uploaded anything
WOO! 500 watchers...~Blows Party Horn~ ...There was a cake but I already force-fed it to someone so uh...have some lukewarm Dr. Dew and some "cheese" pizza. Okay, no, fuck that, 500 is a big deal, I did something good before and im doing it again. I will be giving out some FREE STORIES today, you know the gist, just comment down below about what you want (if it relates to my kinks anyway don't ask me to do teletubbies cock vore or some shit) and I'll fucking DO IT WOO BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT! I might only do a couple this time, im already overloaded, but if the idea really appeals? It shall be done.
I'm also doing a Q&A today and i'll be answering your questions about....well, anything. I'm kinda an open book so I got nuffin' to really hide.
HEY FOLKS! VIEWER MAIL TIME AGAIN! Oh this one is from Susan, Age 28, From Little Rock!
"Dear, Sexy Black Cat Scientist. Where the fuck have you been you fucking dipshit? Where's my goddamn child support payment?"
Great question! Thanks for writing in! Well, I've been at a new place. No internet. Trying to get a phone plan with sum' of that lizardmen government-ass 5G to make my life less of a living hell :D while also fucking getting robbed (dw, I know who it is and police will be involved. I didn't wanna mention this shit until the culprit was found)
"Dear dumbass pervert, when the hell you uploading again?" from FamilyGuyFan99
Another wonderful question, Thank you! TODAY That's right, Fuckers. I got 130+ stories and 30 pieces of motherfucking art to upload and you're going to DROWN in fetish shit. DROWN IN IT! Speedrun Upload Fetish Comms Any% I only got one night to do it and it won't have all of my usual bells and whistles BUT you will have some shit to read. If not? Ill put it all into a zip and give it to my friend along with my accounts to upload
"I fucking hate your shit stories. EW GROSS! You make me sick! I hope you die in a blimp accident" From Adolf Stalin
Hey mate, I hate'em too! That's why (once I'm back) I will be taking ~all~ of my prior stories and shit, editing the shit out of them, and fixing them. Don't worry...the core of the story won't be touched. I'm only going to fix formatting, spelling errors, and add more scenes. I'm not going to pull a video game remaster and censor them or nothing. I'll just improve/add on what is already there. I feel...like I've gotten better at it but I still have a long way to go.
"Hey Weirdo! When are you coming back for real?" From TheQuestioner, Brother of the Riddler
Another wonderful question and I have no concrete answer. I'm looking at 5G Phone Plans right now and trying to find something that works. Internet is shit in the flyover states
"Why a black cat for your sona?" From Ihateblackcatsnoimnotracistihaveblackcatfriends03
Another GREAT question, Thank you. My friend said that I was a black cat and that should be my sona back in '14. I was originally going to be a raccoon. The more you know~! I might STILL make a raccoon sona besides Vanessa, who knows
"What's the best/worst story you've done?" From the NSA
Thanks, Government Stalker. Probably Mountainous Misty or the Covid/Quarantine XWG Slob Story. My WORST story I can't show you or tell you about but let me put it to you this way. It's so horrible you'd claw your eyes out while reading. I don't like the Mae'n'Bea Gluttony demon story. I didn't play NITW until this week. I'll have to update/fix it.
"What inspired you to write this awful piece of content I just read?" From Perch Perkins
"MONEY :D"
"Did you always have a fat fetish?" From PigBoy
Great question! Would you believe me if I said "nope?" Yeah, that's right, let that sit in for a moment. Swish it around in your mouth. Before this? I was strictly a brony...and before THAT I was only into Rule 34 of Cartoon Characters. Nips'n'tips characters I liked boneing others i enjoyed. Deviantart helped me discover my degenerate self along with rewatching old cartoon kink episodes.
"What made you want to become a fetish writer?" From Steven Stine
Honestly? Friend I knew told me they got boned out of a trade and didn't get anything. I was like "Fuck, I can do that" and wrote'em the story. That's what my Amethyst Vore story was all about. Honestly? I always wanted to be a fetish artist BUT I have the artistic skills of a First Grader. Not even joking. I'm practicing art though and learning to color. I'll at least be able to offer to color sketches'n'shit for a fee once I learn Firealpaca.
"Are you going to make more OC stories/comm more oc art?" From Donut Steel
Yes! That is the goal. I've comm'd some oc art and hope to comm some more! I really enjoy my toon fanfiction but I also wanna make characters as well.
"Do you have any dreams/goals besides writing fatty wank?" By Bip-Bop The Wise: Slayer of the Mountain Troll
Yeah. I wanted to write for television shows or even create my own. I also want to get invoved in some community projects. If anyone needs a writer for anything, and if I like the project, totally tell me. I'll even work for free. It's not a money thing for me for this...it's kind of a legacy thing?
"What have you been doing why you've been gone?" From Pro Crasti-Nador
Playing SO many video games that i havent got the chance to finish/experience. A lot of games, basically. That and writing comms and doing some of my own personal stories to fill my galleries with MORE than comms.
That's all I can think of. If YOU have any questions, at all, feel free to ask me. It could be philosphical shit, deep shit, or boring shit.
Now, for the fun part, Please leave a brief description about what you'd like for the story and I'll choose a couple! I'll be here until tommorrow (hopefully)
As always, I'm always open for comms as well. Thank you for being patient with me!
TLDR Version:
Shit year, motivated, getting life together, free story if you leave your idea down below, ask me a question if you got'em, uploading some shit today including art/writing, trying to come back and get a phone plan ASAP, I don't know when I'll be back, Open for comms as always, Will be updating older stories and improving them, Apology in advance for my weirdness, Love you, Eat your peas.
WOO! 500 watchers...~Blows Party Horn~ ...There was a cake but I already force-fed it to someone so uh...have some lukewarm Dr. Dew and some "cheese" pizza. Okay, no, fuck that, 500 is a big deal, I did something good before and im doing it again. I will be giving out some FREE STORIES today, you know the gist, just comment down below about what you want (if it relates to my kinks anyway don't ask me to do teletubbies cock vore or some shit) and I'll fucking DO IT WOO BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT! I might only do a couple this time, im already overloaded, but if the idea really appeals? It shall be done.
I'm also doing a Q&A today and i'll be answering your questions about....well, anything. I'm kinda an open book so I got nuffin' to really hide.
HEY FOLKS! VIEWER MAIL TIME AGAIN! Oh this one is from Susan, Age 28, From Little Rock!
"Dear, Sexy Black Cat Scientist. Where the fuck have you been you fucking dipshit? Where's my goddamn child support payment?"
Great question! Thanks for writing in! Well, I've been at a new place. No internet. Trying to get a phone plan with sum' of that lizardmen government-ass 5G to make my life less of a living hell :D while also fucking getting robbed (dw, I know who it is and police will be involved. I didn't wanna mention this shit until the culprit was found)
"Dear dumbass pervert, when the hell you uploading again?" from FamilyGuyFan99
Another wonderful question, Thank you! TODAY That's right, Fuckers. I got 130+ stories and 30 pieces of motherfucking art to upload and you're going to DROWN in fetish shit. DROWN IN IT! Speedrun Upload Fetish Comms Any% I only got one night to do it and it won't have all of my usual bells and whistles BUT you will have some shit to read. If not? Ill put it all into a zip and give it to my friend along with my accounts to upload
"I fucking hate your shit stories. EW GROSS! You make me sick! I hope you die in a blimp accident" From Adolf Stalin
Hey mate, I hate'em too! That's why (once I'm back) I will be taking ~all~ of my prior stories and shit, editing the shit out of them, and fixing them. Don't worry...the core of the story won't be touched. I'm only going to fix formatting, spelling errors, and add more scenes. I'm not going to pull a video game remaster and censor them or nothing. I'll just improve/add on what is already there. I feel...like I've gotten better at it but I still have a long way to go.
"Hey Weirdo! When are you coming back for real?" From TheQuestioner, Brother of the Riddler
Another wonderful question and I have no concrete answer. I'm looking at 5G Phone Plans right now and trying to find something that works. Internet is shit in the flyover states
"Why a black cat for your sona?" From Ihateblackcatsnoimnotracistihaveblackcatfriends03
Another GREAT question, Thank you. My friend said that I was a black cat and that should be my sona back in '14. I was originally going to be a raccoon. The more you know~! I might STILL make a raccoon sona besides Vanessa, who knows
"What's the best/worst story you've done?" From the NSA
Thanks, Government Stalker. Probably Mountainous Misty or the Covid/Quarantine XWG Slob Story. My WORST story I can't show you or tell you about but let me put it to you this way. It's so horrible you'd claw your eyes out while reading. I don't like the Mae'n'Bea Gluttony demon story. I didn't play NITW until this week. I'll have to update/fix it.
"What inspired you to write this awful piece of content I just read?" From Perch Perkins
"MONEY :D"
"Did you always have a fat fetish?" From PigBoy
Great question! Would you believe me if I said "nope?" Yeah, that's right, let that sit in for a moment. Swish it around in your mouth. Before this? I was strictly a brony...and before THAT I was only into Rule 34 of Cartoon Characters. Nips'n'tips characters I liked boneing others i enjoyed. Deviantart helped me discover my degenerate self along with rewatching old cartoon kink episodes.
"What made you want to become a fetish writer?" From Steven Stine
Honestly? Friend I knew told me they got boned out of a trade and didn't get anything. I was like "Fuck, I can do that" and wrote'em the story. That's what my Amethyst Vore story was all about. Honestly? I always wanted to be a fetish artist BUT I have the artistic skills of a First Grader. Not even joking. I'm practicing art though and learning to color. I'll at least be able to offer to color sketches'n'shit for a fee once I learn Firealpaca.
"Are you going to make more OC stories/comm more oc art?" From Donut Steel
Yes! That is the goal. I've comm'd some oc art and hope to comm some more! I really enjoy my toon fanfiction but I also wanna make characters as well.
"Do you have any dreams/goals besides writing fatty wank?" By Bip-Bop The Wise: Slayer of the Mountain Troll
Yeah. I wanted to write for television shows or even create my own. I also want to get invoved in some community projects. If anyone needs a writer for anything, and if I like the project, totally tell me. I'll even work for free. It's not a money thing for me for this...it's kind of a legacy thing?
"What have you been doing why you've been gone?" From Pro Crasti-Nador
Playing SO many video games that i havent got the chance to finish/experience. A lot of games, basically. That and writing comms and doing some of my own personal stories to fill my galleries with MORE than comms.
That's all I can think of. If YOU have any questions, at all, feel free to ask me. It could be philosphical shit, deep shit, or boring shit.
Now, for the fun part, Please leave a brief description about what you'd like for the story and I'll choose a couple! I'll be here until tommorrow (hopefully)
As always, I'm always open for comms as well. Thank you for being patient with me!
TLDR Version:
Shit year, motivated, getting life together, free story if you leave your idea down below, ask me a question if you got'em, uploading some shit today including art/writing, trying to come back and get a phone plan ASAP, I don't know when I'll be back, Open for comms as always, Will be updating older stories and improving them, Apology in advance for my weirdness, Love you, Eat your peas.
Like just one lone poem about obesity?
I'd like to do that!
Gluttony is a sin that I worship like a cultist
I love obesity so much I think I need a therapist
I love seeing a belly sagging past her tubby knees
She would clean out a buffet and ask for seconds because she’s a tease
A flabby face goes great with a double chin
Why stop there? A few dozen chins covered in slop is a win
They say morbid obesity is an infection or contagion
If that’s the case the entire world should be infected then
What do you mean you’re full? You’ve barely cleaned your plate
Allow me to shovel more down your mouth with this funnel while you wait
Mobility is overrated and immobility are always good goals
You’re so filthy and gross, Love. Let me spongebath your flabby rolls
They all call you a pig but you’re much too big for that
An elephant or a whale is a much better comparison for someone so fat
Only a 1,000 pounds? You’re terribly skinny, My Dear.
I’ll make you eat until everyone can see your mountainous and doughy rear
Look at your breasts sagging to your sausage toes
Don’t tell me you hate this. Gaining weight wasn’t one of your woes
So what if you can’t move? Neither can any of your friends at their girth
You’ve filled our entire house with your blubbery blimp body
If you eat anymore? You’ll destroy the entire neighborhood when you’re blobby
You try to deny it while looking at the scale’s numbers in front of your gut
You’re nearly pushing a ton…and we got so much more for you to eat to grow your butt
A belly that is larger than a truck, thighs bigger than a manatee, and a face buried in flab
You think you’re done now? Not even close. You are still so…skinny and drab
You’re an unwashed, spoiled, repulsive pig covered in food stains and slop
I’ll never stop feeding you, Sweetie. I don’t even care if you look like you’re going to pop
Bigger is better and larger is grand
Let’s make you the biggest food-filled, whale-sized, blimp in the entire land