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Will Not/Cannot Write List, 2022 Edition
3 years ago
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As a little bit of bookkeeping during this odd month, I decided it was time to ensure that my Will Not/Cannot Write list is up to date. Mostly this is just so I can link it for easy reference when I open for commissions here on FA, but there have been a couple of items added/clarified more recently that I figured would be worth posting anew rather than just editing into the old version.
As always, if you're considering commissioning me and aren't sure if your story features something that is on the border of one of these topics, feel free to note me and ask. For the vast majority of the list it's all just personal preference stuff that I'm either not comfortable writing, or just not any GOOD at writing, and the few cases where I have a more serious objection to the material are clearly and unambiguously listed as such. :)
Jeeves' Will-not-Write List - Updated October 2023.
- Underage characters in sexualised/adult situations. Underage = anything less than eighteen years of age, fully adult by our human understanding. If the age of consent is slightly different where you live, I understand that. However, the hard line for my stories is a minimum age of 18 regardless. Asking for exceptions to or work-arounds of this rule will be met with a straight up block.
- Age-play. See above. I will not write characters role-playing or acting as though they are underage for any adult/sexualised purposes. This includes ABDL/toddler-play related content. I understand it is not a sexual expression for everyone who engages in it, however there are those who do and I will not risk writing something that encourages the idea of underage characters being sexualised for even a single individual.
- Rape/Non-consensual sex. Characters can be overwhelmed, nervous, surprised by what's happening to them, etc, but I will only write adult scenes where characters enjoy what is happening to them during and continue to be glad it happened after the fact. I.e, full and enthusiastic consent.
- Scat/Vomit play. My personal lack of enjoyment for these topics means I cannot write them.
- Harsh BDSM, Cock and Ball Torture, etc. I am happy to write things like overstimulation-play, bondage, dom/sub, etc. But I cannot write any scenes/stories where intense pain/punishment is the focus, and where the characters (even if fully consenting) are not enjoying what is happening to them due to the pain it causes.
- Vaginal Genital Mutilation. I will not write stories that involve the process of vaginal genital mutilation occurring, or about characters that have had this process performed on them.
- Bestiality. I will write stories featuring quadruped characters or quadruped and bipedal characters together, but only in situations where all are "anthro" in the sense that they are sapient/intelligent enough to communicate and consent, as will be made clear by the story itself. Stories featuring people (humans or anthro) abusing unaware, 'normal' animals who cannot give informed consent are a no-no, as that's rape, see above.
- Feral "mating" scenes. Unlike above, this is a personal preference/ability thing rather than a matter of morality. I won't write scenes or stories focused around sexual scenes between one or more animals depicted as fully feral, i.e. just regular animal level intelligence. Even if there's no abuse/consent issues, I prefer to write about anthropomorphic animals who have a greater degree of ability to communicate their thoughts, feelings, and to express and understand emotion to themselves and one another.
- Racism/xenophobia/homophobia. I won't write about topics that glorify aspects of racist, bigoted ideologies such as Naziism, or which feature characters who represent and embody such ideologies or behaviours in a positive light.
- Transphobia. I will not write stories that use demeaning, degrading terms for transgender (and other gender-nonconforming) people, or embody harmful tropes regarding transgender individuals.
- Permanent orgasm denial, i.e. statufication. A particularly niche one, but yeah. I'm fine writing chastity/bondage/teasing related stories. But for whatever reason, the idea of permanent/indefinite denial of pleasure even in magical/fantastical settings isn't something I'm comfortable writing.
- Humiliation/degradation/embarrassment. I'm unable to write stories where humiliation/embarrassment is the focus of the story in terms of kinkiness, whether or not the character is fully consenting and enjoying the experience. Stories with general teasing occurring or a more overt dom/sub vibe where some embarrassing/boundary pushing but consensual stuff is taking place are all fine, but where the whole focus is humiliation/embarrassment based, it's not something I'm personally comfortable writing. I understand this is a little more vague in its description than some other points, so please feel free to query if you're unsure. 9/10 times though if a story has another focus that just happens to include a bit of "Oh, and that makes this character feel embarrassed/flustered" that's totally fine. I'm talking much more about humiliation/embarrassment as a fetish/kink unto itself. No problem with it, and I've even enjoyed some art/stories featuring it. I just can't comfortably write it myself.
- Hard Vore/Sexualised Gore/Snuff/Death. I won't write stories where a character dies due to sexual activity, even if they're a willing/eager participant. The same goes for any lingering, life-altering injuries. A love bite or scratches as a result of rough sex is fine. A missing arm isn't. (insert Monty Python reference here :P)
- Intense odour fetishes. I don't find myself able to do a good job writing scenes focused on intense body odour, sweat, foot-smelling, etc. If it's a casual mention as part of a different story, that's totally fine, but I can't write it as the focus of a full scene/story.
As always, if you're considering commissioning me and aren't sure if your story features something that is on the border of one of these topics, feel free to note me and ask. For the vast majority of the list it's all just personal preference stuff that I'm either not comfortable writing, or just not any GOOD at writing, and the few cases where I have a more serious objection to the material are clearly and unambiguously listed as such. :)
Jeeves' Will-not-Write List - Updated October 2023.
- Underage characters in sexualised/adult situations. Underage = anything less than eighteen years of age, fully adult by our human understanding. If the age of consent is slightly different where you live, I understand that. However, the hard line for my stories is a minimum age of 18 regardless. Asking for exceptions to or work-arounds of this rule will be met with a straight up block.
- Age-play. See above. I will not write characters role-playing or acting as though they are underage for any adult/sexualised purposes. This includes ABDL/toddler-play related content. I understand it is not a sexual expression for everyone who engages in it, however there are those who do and I will not risk writing something that encourages the idea of underage characters being sexualised for even a single individual.
- Rape/Non-consensual sex. Characters can be overwhelmed, nervous, surprised by what's happening to them, etc, but I will only write adult scenes where characters enjoy what is happening to them during and continue to be glad it happened after the fact. I.e, full and enthusiastic consent.
- Scat/Vomit play. My personal lack of enjoyment for these topics means I cannot write them.
- Harsh BDSM, Cock and Ball Torture, etc. I am happy to write things like overstimulation-play, bondage, dom/sub, etc. But I cannot write any scenes/stories where intense pain/punishment is the focus, and where the characters (even if fully consenting) are not enjoying what is happening to them due to the pain it causes.
- Vaginal Genital Mutilation. I will not write stories that involve the process of vaginal genital mutilation occurring, or about characters that have had this process performed on them.
- Bestiality. I will write stories featuring quadruped characters or quadruped and bipedal characters together, but only in situations where all are "anthro" in the sense that they are sapient/intelligent enough to communicate and consent, as will be made clear by the story itself. Stories featuring people (humans or anthro) abusing unaware, 'normal' animals who cannot give informed consent are a no-no, as that's rape, see above.
- Feral "mating" scenes. Unlike above, this is a personal preference/ability thing rather than a matter of morality. I won't write scenes or stories focused around sexual scenes between one or more animals depicted as fully feral, i.e. just regular animal level intelligence. Even if there's no abuse/consent issues, I prefer to write about anthropomorphic animals who have a greater degree of ability to communicate their thoughts, feelings, and to express and understand emotion to themselves and one another.
- Racism/xenophobia/homophobia. I won't write about topics that glorify aspects of racist, bigoted ideologies such as Naziism, or which feature characters who represent and embody such ideologies or behaviours in a positive light.
- Transphobia. I will not write stories that use demeaning, degrading terms for transgender (and other gender-nonconforming) people, or embody harmful tropes regarding transgender individuals.
- Permanent orgasm denial, i.e. statufication. A particularly niche one, but yeah. I'm fine writing chastity/bondage/teasing related stories. But for whatever reason, the idea of permanent/indefinite denial of pleasure even in magical/fantastical settings isn't something I'm comfortable writing.
- Humiliation/degradation/embarrassment. I'm unable to write stories where humiliation/embarrassment is the focus of the story in terms of kinkiness, whether or not the character is fully consenting and enjoying the experience. Stories with general teasing occurring or a more overt dom/sub vibe where some embarrassing/boundary pushing but consensual stuff is taking place are all fine, but where the whole focus is humiliation/embarrassment based, it's not something I'm personally comfortable writing. I understand this is a little more vague in its description than some other points, so please feel free to query if you're unsure. 9/10 times though if a story has another focus that just happens to include a bit of "Oh, and that makes this character feel embarrassed/flustered" that's totally fine. I'm talking much more about humiliation/embarrassment as a fetish/kink unto itself. No problem with it, and I've even enjoyed some art/stories featuring it. I just can't comfortably write it myself.
- Hard Vore/Sexualised Gore/Snuff/Death. I won't write stories where a character dies due to sexual activity, even if they're a willing/eager participant. The same goes for any lingering, life-altering injuries. A love bite or scratches as a result of rough sex is fine. A missing arm isn't. (insert Monty Python reference here :P)
- Intense odour fetishes. I don't find myself able to do a good job writing scenes focused on intense body odour, sweat, foot-smelling, etc. If it's a casual mention as part of a different story, that's totally fine, but I can't write it as the focus of a full scene/story.
"You're bleedin' everywhere!"
"What, you're not into blood? I thought I knew you."
I remember the bestiality topic as well, but hopefully if I come up with something along the lines of The Breeder's Menu, that you'll be okay with that. Because frankly, that's some of my favorite types of intelligence.