Moonfall Movie Review [Spoilers]
3 years ago
The footer is the truth.
I'm posting my review here as well, because you're not allowed to mention social politics if you think the movie is bad, on IMDB. IMDB rigs movie reviews based on how many social agenda checkboxes a movie ticks off and Moonfall hits the diversity bullshit perfectly. So here goes the review I'm waiting to see if they reject.
So, first up. Lets address the fact that they filled this movie with worthless characters that were to be killed off to make damn sure they met their social justice quota. Like that redneck white man who was a bad guy, stealing everything from everyone. Gotta kill a redneck white man if you want your movie to be rated better am-I-right? Oh and all them military guys where the only one allowed to not be stupid, was the black guy. Oh how hilariously this movie filled its diversity quota in all the most hilarious and predictable ways.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind people of any nation, race, color, whatever, doing things in any position. But if you make it as obviously terrible as you did here, it becomes laughable. You can't take those people seriously anymore.
Hah, they even claim in the movie that "billions of years ago, we solved all war and social issues". xD Oh thats great. Thats hilarious. Had to chunk that into the movie as if it wasn't already obvious enough by showing a thriving civilization huh?
Now lets move on to the science. Oh wait, there wasn't any.
The moon somehow deorbits in a week. Oxygen disappears from the surface for a few hours only.. Cell phones still work after the moon has washed away all satellites... Moon gained mass, somehow? Moon scrapes the surface of the planet and the planet is not permanently destroyed.... Moon returns to its position and somehow everything goes back to normal.
Oh and last, the fact that this movie is just an anti-AI movie. I feel like the makers wanted to make sure people come away from the movie thinking AI is wrong and shouldn't happen.
The only reason this isn't 1 or zero stars, is because the graphics were great. I loved the visuals. If only they hadn't screwed it up with the science portion. The social agendas might not have been as bad, if they had gotten even a single scientific thing accurate. I mean, even just one scientific thing. They couldn't even do that.
Thats the exact stuff I put on my review on IMDB. That movie, was total garbage. xD Hilariously terrible crap.
So, first up. Lets address the fact that they filled this movie with worthless characters that were to be killed off to make damn sure they met their social justice quota. Like that redneck white man who was a bad guy, stealing everything from everyone. Gotta kill a redneck white man if you want your movie to be rated better am-I-right? Oh and all them military guys where the only one allowed to not be stupid, was the black guy. Oh how hilariously this movie filled its diversity quota in all the most hilarious and predictable ways.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind people of any nation, race, color, whatever, doing things in any position. But if you make it as obviously terrible as you did here, it becomes laughable. You can't take those people seriously anymore.
Hah, they even claim in the movie that "billions of years ago, we solved all war and social issues". xD Oh thats great. Thats hilarious. Had to chunk that into the movie as if it wasn't already obvious enough by showing a thriving civilization huh?
Now lets move on to the science. Oh wait, there wasn't any.
The moon somehow deorbits in a week. Oxygen disappears from the surface for a few hours only.. Cell phones still work after the moon has washed away all satellites... Moon gained mass, somehow? Moon scrapes the surface of the planet and the planet is not permanently destroyed.... Moon returns to its position and somehow everything goes back to normal.
Oh and last, the fact that this movie is just an anti-AI movie. I feel like the makers wanted to make sure people come away from the movie thinking AI is wrong and shouldn't happen.
The only reason this isn't 1 or zero stars, is because the graphics were great. I loved the visuals. If only they hadn't screwed it up with the science portion. The social agendas might not have been as bad, if they had gotten even a single scientific thing accurate. I mean, even just one scientific thing. They couldn't even do that.
Thats the exact stuff I put on my review on IMDB. That movie, was total garbage. xD Hilariously terrible crap.