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Mrs Otterton - Parody Lyics
3 years ago
Mrs Otterton
chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a chirp chirp chirp-a chirp
squeak-a squeak-a squeak-a squeak squeak squeak
chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a squeak-a chirp chirp chirp
CHORUS And here’s to you Mrs Otterton
You’re a Mom that we’d all like to know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you please Mrs Otterton
Furries know that otters love to play
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
In Disney’s Zootopia there’s one scene where you spoke
And another scene where you did not
You were loved for being cute and your sweet attitude
Furries mostly like to draw you in the nude
(Chorus) And here’s to you Mrs Otterton
Emmitt loves you most as you well know...
Emmitt is a good and loving father to your pups
And a good provider with his flower shop
Why then would you fool around and risk the man you’ve got
Then again, long as he never knows, why not?
(Chorus) Coo coo ca-choo Mrs Otterton
You’re a mom that we’d all like to know...
Lieing on the sofa on a Wednesday after lunch
Demonstrating “hump day” to some kid
Laugh about it, cry about it
Clean up when you’re done
Now that you have done it, was it fun?
(Alt Chorus) Where have you gone Emmitt Ottterton
There’s something you really otter know
Whoa whoa whoa
What’s that you say Mrs. Otterton
Emmitt is as big a cheat as you
Boo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo
Parody Lyrics © 2022 Allan “D’Otter” Burrows
to the tune of “Mrs, Robinson” by Paul Simon, © Universal Music Publishing Group
EDIT
- "Furries draw you close as possible to nude" becomes "Furries mostly like to draw you in the nude"
...because in most (but not all) images I see of her, she's naked!
- "Are you really certain that you’ve won?" becomes "Now that you have done it, was it fun?"
...otters aren't really competitive. by nature. Sure they play chase me and wrestling, but it doesn't change their social status or anything. I doubt they'd even keep score in any games. If Mrs O cheated on Emmitt, she'd do it for fun, not to be better than him.
- changed the spacing in the final chorus to make it neater (It didn't work.)
- NB. I have seen pictures of Emmitt cheating on Mrs. O.
12SEP2022
chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a chirp chirp chirp-a chirp
squeak-a squeak-a squeak-a squeak squeak squeak
chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a chirp-a squeak-a chirp chirp chirp
CHORUS And here’s to you Mrs Otterton
You’re a Mom that we’d all like to know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you please Mrs Otterton
Furries know that otters love to play
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
In Disney’s Zootopia there’s one scene where you spoke
And another scene where you did not
You were loved for being cute and your sweet attitude
Furries mostly like to draw you in the nude
(Chorus) And here’s to you Mrs Otterton
Emmitt loves you most as you well know...
Emmitt is a good and loving father to your pups
And a good provider with his flower shop
Why then would you fool around and risk the man you’ve got
Then again, long as he never knows, why not?
(Chorus) Coo coo ca-choo Mrs Otterton
You’re a mom that we’d all like to know...
Lieing on the sofa on a Wednesday after lunch
Demonstrating “hump day” to some kid
Laugh about it, cry about it
Clean up when you’re done
Now that you have done it, was it fun?
(Alt Chorus) Where have you gone Emmitt Ottterton
There’s something you really otter know
Whoa whoa whoa
What’s that you say Mrs. Otterton
Emmitt is as big a cheat as you
Boo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo
Parody Lyrics © 2022 Allan “D’Otter” Burrows
to the tune of “Mrs, Robinson” by Paul Simon, © Universal Music Publishing Group
EDIT
- "Furries draw you close as possible to nude" becomes "Furries mostly like to draw you in the nude"
...because in most (but not all) images I see of her, she's naked!
- "Are you really certain that you’ve won?" becomes "Now that you have done it, was it fun?"
...otters aren't really competitive. by nature. Sure they play chase me and wrestling, but it doesn't change their social status or anything. I doubt they'd even keep score in any games. If Mrs O cheated on Emmitt, she'd do it for fun, not to be better than him.
- changed the spacing in the final chorus to make it neater (It didn't work.)
- NB. I have seen pictures of Emmitt cheating on Mrs. O.
12SEP2022
-2Paw.
(I'm an otter, of course I'm weird.)
Hey, let's both not know how to play guitar so we can regret not being able to record it as a duet, like the original. I'll not be able to do Art Garfunkel's part, you can fail as Paul Simon.