Defense
18 years ago
I'm defending myself against assault charges. Yip yip hoorah.
Seriously I was DEFENDING myself, against some hysterical woman... The term woman being an over statement, as she is something no sane human would would dare closely relate to our genus. I'm catching a bus home, no free seats besides the one she think she can take up with her bag. I move it without being rude, just putting it next to her. BOOM! She goes hysterical, throwing racial slurs like, get out of my country you alien, starts pulling at my bag to do god knows what to it. Then she swings at me, which I dodge rather easily, at which point I slap her in the face, and she stop threatening to call the cops and take legal action.
Some of you might be thinking: "Oh its wrong to hit women" yea fuck you. After she threw racial slurrs at me it was hard for me not to severe her vertebrae, I treat women like equals, I will treat as I would any other human being you did that to me. I do not believe that gender allows you to treat another human being that way and not feel the reprocussions, women should be treated any differently to men in my opinion. If they want equality I'm damn well going to treat them the same way I'd treat a guy who would assault me or attack me, plain and simple.
I'm the bad guy here. Society is fucked up.
Seriously I was DEFENDING myself, against some hysterical woman... The term woman being an over statement, as she is something no sane human would would dare closely relate to our genus. I'm catching a bus home, no free seats besides the one she think she can take up with her bag. I move it without being rude, just putting it next to her. BOOM! She goes hysterical, throwing racial slurs like, get out of my country you alien, starts pulling at my bag to do god knows what to it. Then she swings at me, which I dodge rather easily, at which point I slap her in the face, and she stop threatening to call the cops and take legal action.
Some of you might be thinking: "Oh its wrong to hit women" yea fuck you. After she threw racial slurrs at me it was hard for me not to severe her vertebrae, I treat women like equals, I will treat as I would any other human being you did that to me. I do not believe that gender allows you to treat another human being that way and not feel the reprocussions, women should be treated any differently to men in my opinion. If they want equality I'm damn well going to treat them the same way I'd treat a guy who would assault me or attack me, plain and simple.
I'm the bad guy here. Society is fucked up.
Judging by her exaggerated reaction to you, this woman was obviously mentally challenged or something. The way I see it, it's better to keep cool and ignore such people instead of making things worse. Considering the way she acted she must've had some kind of problems that are hard to pronounce. People like that should be left to their own devices; hitting them would be like hitting a mental ward patient, you know? The society will be on their side, because they're not in control of themselves. Due to their issues they will get in situations where people get mad at them and might even hurt them. It's not their fault... They lack skills. We should feel sorry for them.
Well, with her attitude that's probably something she is going to be in the near future, give or take ten years. =P