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From Here On Out...
3 years ago
...when a gun crazy talks about how many guns they have, we no longer refer to them by their given/chosen name.
We refer to them as "Loot Drop".
As in, instead of saying, "Okay, Boomer," we say, "Okay, Loot Drop."
Mind you, people who own guns are NOT automatically gun crazies. They have to meet certain criteria, first.
1. Claim to have lots of guns. (Especially if they post pictures of them on their social media or here on FA.)
2. Claim to be a patriot.
3. State that they are expecting to use those guns to fight/attack (X demographic) in a civil war.
It's important that they meet all three criteria! Lots of people can belong to the first two groups, and not be a gun crazy. They're just folks who like things that go BANG! in safe settings, like a gun or artillery range. (Because seriously, who doesn't like the THUMP! of a Browning 50 caliber dropping rounds downrange?)
No, they need to meet all three.
So if you run into anyone who meets all three, their new name is "Loot Drop".
Because when they lose their shit, and start some shit, that's exactly what they're going to be.
We refer to them as "Loot Drop".
As in, instead of saying, "Okay, Boomer," we say, "Okay, Loot Drop."
Mind you, people who own guns are NOT automatically gun crazies. They have to meet certain criteria, first.
1. Claim to have lots of guns. (Especially if they post pictures of them on their social media or here on FA.)
2. Claim to be a patriot.
3. State that they are expecting to use those guns to fight/attack (X demographic) in a civil war.
It's important that they meet all three criteria! Lots of people can belong to the first two groups, and not be a gun crazy. They're just folks who like things that go BANG! in safe settings, like a gun or artillery range. (Because seriously, who doesn't like the THUMP! of a Browning 50 caliber dropping rounds downrange?)
No, they need to meet all three.
So if you run into anyone who meets all three, their new name is "Loot Drop".
Because when they lose their shit, and start some shit, that's exactly what they're going to be.
In the immortal words of the Dead Kennedys in "Nazi Punks Fuck Off", "You'll be the first to go unless you think".