(M looks up from a large book that the state mails out with exact language of propositions and ballot initiatives, as well as arguments for and against them submitted by various interested parties)

M: If Proposition 130 passes, we should--I'm halfway serious, here--if it passes, we should purchase a big property, have some of our friends move in with us, and somehow start a religion. Or, have a widow or widower move in and make them the owner, on paper.

A: All of our friends?

M: If it's a big place, maybe. I said I was only halfway serious.

(A doesn't look enthusiastic, but goes back to drawing.)

M: I wonder how many people you actually need to have involved to be considered a religion in the eyes of the state?

A: Probably not that many.

M: Call ourselves...the Anthro Association? A furry pun?

A: Nah. The Taints. The Church of the Saturday Taints.

(M laughs)

M: "Latter Day...Saturday". That's hilarious!

A: You can use it.