My parrot flew at me while I was cleaning a mandoline slicer and the rest is very bloody history

Absolute mess but not ambulance worthy, I don't drive so I literally ran the mile to an urgent care center. Got patched up but they want me to make a follow up with an orthopedic hand specialist 'cause it looks gnarly and wasn't suture-able due to the stupid way I've cut it. Still they don't reckon it should actually have lasting damage

But I'm on a strict 'don't do ANYTHING' regimen until my bandages come off - so see you whenever that is!