Fun fact: there are overweight Sangheili in Halo canon
3 years ago
A lot of people seem to have it in their head that there are no overweight Sangheili in the lore, that they are all fit warriors.
But they are of course forgetting the fact that Sangheili are more than just warriors, they are an entire species of billions spread across many planets that would have probably have differing cultures and sub-cultures. They are a society that cannot function if every single Sangheili devotes their life to being a warrior. There would be politicians, chefs, actors, engineers, architects, etc etc, that wouldn’t have time to do all the warrior stuff. Yes, there would be a strong emphasis of being fit, strong and warrior-like in their society, but it just wouldn’t be for everyone. There are of course gluttons in every species. Not to mention, many retired warriors could get fat from not enough exercise, among other things. Being fat would be looked down upon, but it would be a reality for many Sangheili, even ones in high places.
Anyway, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, did you know that there are at least two named Sangheili characters in the books that are fat? Buran ‘Utaral and Hulon ‘Budyasee to be exact. For Buran, in one of the books he’s in, it’s mentioned:
From his seat at Dural’s left hand, Shipmaster Buran ‘Utaral—a battle-tested commander—signaled for his attention. Buran might have gone soft around the middle from spending too much time on a ship rather than on the field of battle, but he had lost none of the edge in his steely eyes.
And:
A grizzled Sangheili, who somehow made Buran look like the peak of fitness, hobbled through the front gate of the keep to greet their command.
I’m pretty sure ‘soft in the middle’ means that he’s fat. I wish it would say how fat, but oh well. The other Sangheili it mentions could be even fatter than Buran, but unfortunately with the wording I can’t really tell.
Anyway, for Hulon:
“An enemy vessel.” A stocky, block-faced Sangheili with bluntended mandibles, Hulon ‘Budyasee was half-again ‘Szatulai’s sixty years and almost twice his girth. “But there has been no report from the readers.”
‘Almost twice his girth’? That’s gotta mean he’s fat. If you say otherwise, you are one million percent wrong.
Anyway, I hoped you learned a lot today about how not every Sangheili is skinny and how fat Sangheili exist.
But they are of course forgetting the fact that Sangheili are more than just warriors, they are an entire species of billions spread across many planets that would have probably have differing cultures and sub-cultures. They are a society that cannot function if every single Sangheili devotes their life to being a warrior. There would be politicians, chefs, actors, engineers, architects, etc etc, that wouldn’t have time to do all the warrior stuff. Yes, there would be a strong emphasis of being fit, strong and warrior-like in their society, but it just wouldn’t be for everyone. There are of course gluttons in every species. Not to mention, many retired warriors could get fat from not enough exercise, among other things. Being fat would be looked down upon, but it would be a reality for many Sangheili, even ones in high places.
Anyway, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, did you know that there are at least two named Sangheili characters in the books that are fat? Buran ‘Utaral and Hulon ‘Budyasee to be exact. For Buran, in one of the books he’s in, it’s mentioned:
From his seat at Dural’s left hand, Shipmaster Buran ‘Utaral—a battle-tested commander—signaled for his attention. Buran might have gone soft around the middle from spending too much time on a ship rather than on the field of battle, but he had lost none of the edge in his steely eyes.
And:
A grizzled Sangheili, who somehow made Buran look like the peak of fitness, hobbled through the front gate of the keep to greet their command.
I’m pretty sure ‘soft in the middle’ means that he’s fat. I wish it would say how fat, but oh well. The other Sangheili it mentions could be even fatter than Buran, but unfortunately with the wording I can’t really tell.
Anyway, for Hulon:
“An enemy vessel.” A stocky, block-faced Sangheili with bluntended mandibles, Hulon ‘Budyasee was half-again ‘Szatulai’s sixty years and almost twice his girth. “But there has been no report from the readers.”
‘Almost twice his girth’? That’s gotta mean he’s fat. If you say otherwise, you are one million percent wrong.
Anyway, I hoped you learned a lot today about how not every Sangheili is skinny and how fat Sangheili exist.

HECKIN CHONKER
~tonysquee
oh great loremaster. teach me more of thine ways!

DonutDurgn
~chaoswaffle
Only a true Sangheili historian would pick up on these important hidden details.

647858
~647858
Wow... It's a very interesting information. Do you think after war the number of overweight Sangheili to be bigger?

Some Sangheili
~random73
OP
Yes many of them would probably become depressed after learning their religion and Covenant stuff was all a lie and subsequently possibly gain weight. Also many of them would retire from the military as there would no longer be the Covenant as a whole, and no longer humans to fight. But then there is of course the civil war and Covenant spin off factions, which ruins everything (Sangheili seem to really like fighting)

647858
~647858
Poor Sangheili. They will need many humans that help them with depression.

Tayibe
~woxiangni
This is possibly the best journal ever uploaded to this site

Warez
~warezthedragon
Oh wow, this is all pretty neat stuff. Thanks for the lore dump dude

fish-guts
~fish-guts
important info

Quokk_And_Roll
~quokkandroll
This knowledge made my day, and for that I thank you!

647858
~647858
Can you tell me the name of the book from which you extract these paragraphs?

Some Sangheili
~random73
OP
The book with Buran in it is Halo: Legacy of Onyx and Hulon is Halo: Silent Storm