Had to call 911 and go to the freaking hospital. Again.

Oh, it's so much fun to get old and sick. Woke up at 3:00 a.m. Intense searing pain in my wang and bladder. Fuck shit damn auggggggggggggh make it stop!!
Blood in the pee, there was. Finally got seen after an eternity of waiting. Blood tests, urine sample. Did they taste it? Hmm. Cat scan. No Puss and Boots. :(

Long story longer, tests showed a definite urinary tract infection (UTI) and kidney stone in my (duh) kidney. Got an IV drip of antibiotics, and prescription.

Whew! Feeling lots better. Please remind me to eat more sensibly and drink more agua.

*sniff*