I am honestly curious. As someone who wants to find cursed shit, and is into the ridiculously kinky, I wanna know what the most "bland" cursed item you've found is.

Aaron: Bland? *Tilts head* I mean, there were these two accessories: One a ring and the other a necklace. The ring gave you pimples and the necklace made you ugly. Not very kinky really, and it's not like I'm vain enough to care if I'm ugly. But they didn't do much beyond that. Was pretty disappointing really

Huh. Guess there are some boring ones in the collection of cursed objects. Okay, any particular favorite ones?

Aaron: Know that "See My Vest" song from The Simpsons? If I answered I'd have to do that, cause I got a lot of fun junk. Like I got an eye mask that makes all the food you dream about actually go into your belly. Or a flute that can summon edible living gummi bears that love being eaten. I got another flute that plays silent music that makes everyone fat. A collection of various muscle growth idols I keep in sealed cases so their powers aren't always in effect. A bracelet that supposedly makes you a giant musclebound sex demi-god, but I haven't proven it cause I'm saving it for a special occasion~ I got a fake moustache that causes your nose to grow, and it gets real huge if you sneeze, which is fun. I got a belt that depending on which way you turn the belt buckle, either your upper body or your lower body gets big. I found turning it sideways kinda balances it all out. And I got- Well, I'm kinda just spouting things off now. I kinda just love them all y'know? *Happy blep*

Heheheh! I can see you really love your curses. Those are some pretty fun ones!

Aaron: Well, I guess it's not necessarily curses really, just their effects. Cursed items tend to be more fun cause they go out of control way more often than intended items. Like a standard ring of muscle growth would make you beefy, sure, sure. But a cursed ring? That shit makes you get so unbelievably jacked it's amazing you can even move!

This is more of a flirt than a question, but from a scale of 1 to 10, worst to best, how handsome would you rate yourself?

Aaron: I mean, I ain't vain or anything, but I definitely feel like I rate an 8.