my profile feels very empty without a journal so we're gonna pretend it's 2011 and these are cool

BASIC...
Name: tyler
Birthday: july 15th
Height: 5'3" very small
Weight: 230ish lbs i fluctuate a lot
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blond
Race: white
Zodiac Sign: cancer

DO YOU...
Drink?: not supposed to bc im an alcoholic but sometimes yea lmao
Smoke?: rarely, usually i just vape
Use Drugs?: weed
Cuss?: yeah
Play Any Instruments?: not rlly
Have Any Peircings?: size 5/8 lobes
Have Any Tattoos?: i think 12
Like To Annoy People?: ehh not really
Like Life?: lmao ur funny
Wear Make-Up?: nah
Dye Your Hair?: yeah i keep it bleached bc i like being blond
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: yeah
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: no
Like Pina Coladas?: no
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: no

ARE YOU...
Dependable?: no
Trustworthy?: also no
Obsessive?: def not w ppl
Hyper Active?: sometimes
Happy?: almost never bro
Content?: also p much never
Boring?: yeah usually i think
Violent?: nah at worst i yell but even then u gotta really try to piss me off
Evil?: depends who u ask i guess
Hippie-Ish?: nah
Shy?: not rlly
Paranoid?: sometimes yea
Annoying?: prolly lets be real
Social?: yeah typically
Religious?: lmao ur guess is as good as mine bro. me n jeezy have been on the rocks since he yoinked my best friend off the earth at 22.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: cant rlly pick just one bro
Movie?: 10 things i hate about you
Band/Singer(s)?: mmm this is a toughy too
Song?: FAMOUS by elijah (for now)
Book/Story?: a place to stand by jimmy santiago baca
Color(s)?: green, yellow, orange
Shape?: triangle
Animal?: dingoes
Person(s)?: my QPP emery
Smell?: sawdust
Quote?: "be the person your dog thinks you are"
Hobby?: hm. i guess video games lately
Store?: walmart lmao
Season?: late fall
Time Of Day?: early afternoon/super late at night

WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: drowning
Life Goal?: dont have one homie i'm here for a good time not a long one
Greatest Accomplishment?: literally nothing

WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: coke
McDonald's Or Burger King?: mcdonalds
Converse Or Vans?: i really like etnies and dc's better lmao
Dogs Or Cats?: both
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: oh my god this is so ancient
Chicken Or Fish?: fish
Pants Or Shorts?: shorts

DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: the one where i finally die lmao
Room: one in a place where i live alone and do not have to deal with my grandma
Life: none
World: idfk lol
Romantic Date: i literally just became single hours ago, i can't even think abt this rn

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: kinda just dont like him
Heavan & Hell?: yeah
Angels & Demons?: eh a lil less so
Reincarnation?: kinda?
Yourself?: lmao fuck no
Ghosts?: kinda but not rlly
UFOs?: no
Big Foot?: no
Lockness Monster?: no
A Thing Called Love?: startin to have my doubts ngl

WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: nah
Kill Yourself?: i've tried im not good at it
Beg For Money?: if i had to
Skydive?: no
Bunjee Jump?: no
Make out in the rain?: no im not gonna get waterboarded by the sky to make out with u
Run Away From Home?: yeah honestly i've really considered it
Ride A Motorcycle?: i have
Do Extreme Sports?: no


MORE ABOUT YOU...
Do You Own A Car?: yeah
Ever Been To Jail?: nope
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: yeah
Do You Have A Job?: yeah
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: sometimes

THATS ALL FOLKS...
Are You Lonely?: yeah
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: no
Do You Fee The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: send ME a thousand dollars bitch
Really?: shut up
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: no
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: ur mom
Is That Your Final Answer?: yes
Are You Sure?: yes
Postitive?: yes
Glad That This Is Over?: yes