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Fatfur Stereotypes?
2 years ago
So you know those Dude Perfect "Stereotypes" videos? The videos where the group portrays a satirical take on common "stereotypes" about a theme? (Restaurant Stereotypes, Gym Stereotypes, etc.)
I've been wondering what a fatfur parody of that series would look like.
These are some of the examples I've made based on common details I've observed in various different kinds of fatfur artwork on FurAffinity.
(Names listed in parentheses indicate users who helped me create the "stereotype.")
Alaska Jones
“I got this fat after stealing a cursed artifact from an ancient temple.”
The Accidental Obstacle
"Oops! I thought I could fit in this narrow gap, but I guess I was too wide. Now I'm stuck! Uh... could you lend a hand, please?"
The Ambulatory Prodigy
"Even I don't know how I'm still mobile at this size... but I'm not complaining!"
The Anti-Vegan
“I am, like, deathly allergic to fruits and vegetables. I only eat meat and sweets. I’m trying to gain weight, not lose weight; that ‘healthy’ stuff won’t help me.”
The Breathing Beanbag
“You look tired. I’ll gladly let you use my belly to rest on. We could talk about our favorite foods, among other things.”
The Bedbound Blob
“I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been, but I’m also the happiest I’ve ever been! Even just lifting my arms is a struggle. Now, bring me another sandwich… Not like I could do that now. I don’t miss moving that much anyway.”
The Belly Bully
“I am bigger than you; therefore, I can do whatever I want with you, and you are obligated to obey! That includes smothering you with my belly and squashing you with my butt just because I can!”
The Belt Buster
“T-Trust me, the belt not only looks uncomfortably strained to its limits but feels uncomfortably strained to its limits!”
The Birthday Boy/Girl
"Another year added to my age, another cake added to my gut!"
The Casually Corpulent
"Every day is pretty much the same ol', same ol'. I get up, I get dressed, I make breakfast; then I head to work. A lunch break is taken midway through my shift. Once work is done, I return home to spend some time with friends and family, then make dinner before going to bed. ... ... Oh, and I just so happen to weigh a few hundred pounds more than my species' average, but it's not that big of a deal."
The Chubby Chef
“This cake took hours to make from scratch… and it’ll take only a few minutes to eat all of it! Bon appetit!”
The Dramatic Doughball
“Oh, my GOSH!! Can someone get me a sandwich, please? I’m STARVING!! Practically wasting away to skin and bones, and you’re all doing NOTHING!!! No, I don’t care that I ate a dozen already! I’m HUNGRY!!!”
The Eager Feeder
"All I want to do is to keep feeding you as much as I want and watch you get bigger and bigger. You don't have to move a muscle; just let me do all the work, tubbo." (PkmnTrainerLucas)
The Fat Fighter
“Never judge a book by its cover, even if that book is a cookbook chock full of chocolate confections. These layers of lard hide real muscle, and I am not afraid to use every pound of my being - both in fat and in muscle - to defeat you!”
The Fit and Fat
"After a good binge, I like to burn some calories at the local gym. Pump some iron after packing away from burgers, fries and shakes. Maybe I'll use the treadmill if it can hold me."
The Gainfluencer
"Just follow my lead, and you'll be as fat as me!"
The Gentle Giant
“I’m just a big guy with a big heart who lives life to the fullest!”
The Guilty Glutton
“H-Hey! Let me binge in peace, please! C-Close the door! Ugh, I forgot to lock it again…”
The Hefty Hypocrite
"One more chocolate, and I'm done." Chomp, gulp "Okay, one more can't hurt. Gosh, I gotta go on a diet soon. These chocolates are making me so fat." Chomp, gulp "Okay, last one for realsies! Hitting the gym starting tomorrow to lose all this weight." Chomp, gulp. Chomp, gulp. Chomp, gulp. (RaichuFan101)
The Insurmountably Insatiable
“I didn’t think I was big enough when I was the size of a mountain. I still didn’t think that when I was as big as an island. Now I’m the size of a planet… yet I still don’t think I’m nowhere near as big as I want to be! Still too small! I must keep eating! Keep growing!”
The Large Lad/Lass on Life Support
“Huff… Huff… Huff… Hello…”
The Loud, Proud and Stout
"My name is Amber, I am 25 years old, and I weigh 1,001 pounds. Why include my weight in my introduction? Because I want you to know that I am fully aware of the fact that I am fat, and I love it! Anyway, nice to meet you."
The Massive Magician
"With just one spell, I can fatten myself and anyone else up to the size of a house! Haha!"
The Menu Menace
“I’d like one of everything! Diet Coke on the side; trying to watch my weight here.”
The Number Cruncher
“Hmm… I weighed this much at the start of the year, and now I weigh this much… that’s an increase in body mass of about… let’s see… 50%. Knowing that, my body will require 15,000 calories just to break even. To meet that number and surpass it, I’ll have to either snack more often in between meals or make the snacks themselves more calorie-dense.”
The Obliviously Obese
“No, I don’t think I’m eating too much. No, I don’t think my wardrobe needs an update. Sure, I get tired after taking a few steps, but doesn’t everyone? Wha-? Confused!? I think if anybody’s confused here, it’s you, because I am clearly not fat.”
The Pampered Pet
"Does my owner feed me too much? Probably. Do I care? No!" (Pillowbun)
The Plump Percussionist
“Check out this sick rhythm I can play on my belly! I’m like my own personal drumset! Patting a full belly also just feels satisfying.”
The Sharp-dressed Fatty
“Yeah, I know my suit was custom-made with my specific measurements in mind, but I’m still surprised by how comfortable the clothes feel against my body. No straining buttons, no stretching fabric, no exposed fat or fur. It fits me perfectly! Will it stay that way by the end of the night? Probably not, but I’m going to enjoy it while it lasts.”
The Shy Guy
“I-I’m not that fat…”
The Stubborn Shirt-Wearer
*Riiiiip* "S-See? Still... mmph... fits!" (RaichuFan101)
The Super-sized Supermodel
“Does this pose accentuate my rolls enough? Is the lighting good enough to emphasize my size? Do the color of these clothes contrast my fur well? Yeah? Well then, start shooting, dude! Make sure the angle captures… everything!”
The Tummy Talker
Grumble... “Easy, big guy. Nourishment awaits. Just be patient.”
The Unfortunate Victim
“I didn’t agree to get bloated up this big by this enthusiastic-looking individual, but in the end… I’m not complaining. This feels fantastic. I hope this dude lets me go soon, though.”
The Waddling Water Balloon
“Gulp, gulp, gulp! Ah! That’s my sixteenth bottle of soda for the day! Just the slightest movement causes my stomach to slosh about.”
The Winged and Weighty
"My wings can't get me off the ground anymore... Not like I'm going to miss flying all that much, but still."
What do you think? Am I missing any "stereotypes?" You're free to give your own in the comments.
Let's see how many we can get!
I've been wondering what a fatfur parody of that series would look like.
These are some of the examples I've made based on common details I've observed in various different kinds of fatfur artwork on FurAffinity.
(Names listed in parentheses indicate users who helped me create the "stereotype.")
Alaska Jones
“I got this fat after stealing a cursed artifact from an ancient temple.”
The Accidental Obstacle
"Oops! I thought I could fit in this narrow gap, but I guess I was too wide. Now I'm stuck! Uh... could you lend a hand, please?"
The Ambulatory Prodigy
"Even I don't know how I'm still mobile at this size... but I'm not complaining!"
The Anti-Vegan
“I am, like, deathly allergic to fruits and vegetables. I only eat meat and sweets. I’m trying to gain weight, not lose weight; that ‘healthy’ stuff won’t help me.”
The Breathing Beanbag
“You look tired. I’ll gladly let you use my belly to rest on. We could talk about our favorite foods, among other things.”
The Bedbound Blob
“I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been, but I’m also the happiest I’ve ever been! Even just lifting my arms is a struggle. Now, bring me another sandwich… Not like I could do that now. I don’t miss moving that much anyway.”
The Belly Bully
“I am bigger than you; therefore, I can do whatever I want with you, and you are obligated to obey! That includes smothering you with my belly and squashing you with my butt just because I can!”
The Belt Buster
“T-Trust me, the belt not only looks uncomfortably strained to its limits but feels uncomfortably strained to its limits!”
The Birthday Boy/Girl
"Another year added to my age, another cake added to my gut!"
The Casually Corpulent
"Every day is pretty much the same ol', same ol'. I get up, I get dressed, I make breakfast; then I head to work. A lunch break is taken midway through my shift. Once work is done, I return home to spend some time with friends and family, then make dinner before going to bed. ... ... Oh, and I just so happen to weigh a few hundred pounds more than my species' average, but it's not that big of a deal."
The Chubby Chef
“This cake took hours to make from scratch… and it’ll take only a few minutes to eat all of it! Bon appetit!”
The Dramatic Doughball
“Oh, my GOSH!! Can someone get me a sandwich, please? I’m STARVING!! Practically wasting away to skin and bones, and you’re all doing NOTHING!!! No, I don’t care that I ate a dozen already! I’m HUNGRY!!!”
The Eager Feeder
"All I want to do is to keep feeding you as much as I want and watch you get bigger and bigger. You don't have to move a muscle; just let me do all the work, tubbo." (PkmnTrainerLucas)
The Fat Fighter
“Never judge a book by its cover, even if that book is a cookbook chock full of chocolate confections. These layers of lard hide real muscle, and I am not afraid to use every pound of my being - both in fat and in muscle - to defeat you!”
The Fit and Fat
"After a good binge, I like to burn some calories at the local gym. Pump some iron after packing away from burgers, fries and shakes. Maybe I'll use the treadmill if it can hold me."
The Gainfluencer
"Just follow my lead, and you'll be as fat as me!"
The Gentle Giant
“I’m just a big guy with a big heart who lives life to the fullest!”
The Guilty Glutton
“H-Hey! Let me binge in peace, please! C-Close the door! Ugh, I forgot to lock it again…”
The Hefty Hypocrite
"One more chocolate, and I'm done." Chomp, gulp "Okay, one more can't hurt. Gosh, I gotta go on a diet soon. These chocolates are making me so fat." Chomp, gulp "Okay, last one for realsies! Hitting the gym starting tomorrow to lose all this weight." Chomp, gulp. Chomp, gulp. Chomp, gulp. (RaichuFan101)
The Insurmountably Insatiable
“I didn’t think I was big enough when I was the size of a mountain. I still didn’t think that when I was as big as an island. Now I’m the size of a planet… yet I still don’t think I’m nowhere near as big as I want to be! Still too small! I must keep eating! Keep growing!”
The Large Lad/Lass on Life Support
“Huff… Huff… Huff… Hello…”
The Loud, Proud and Stout
"My name is Amber, I am 25 years old, and I weigh 1,001 pounds. Why include my weight in my introduction? Because I want you to know that I am fully aware of the fact that I am fat, and I love it! Anyway, nice to meet you."
The Massive Magician
"With just one spell, I can fatten myself and anyone else up to the size of a house! Haha!"
The Menu Menace
“I’d like one of everything! Diet Coke on the side; trying to watch my weight here.”
The Number Cruncher
“Hmm… I weighed this much at the start of the year, and now I weigh this much… that’s an increase in body mass of about… let’s see… 50%. Knowing that, my body will require 15,000 calories just to break even. To meet that number and surpass it, I’ll have to either snack more often in between meals or make the snacks themselves more calorie-dense.”
The Obliviously Obese
“No, I don’t think I’m eating too much. No, I don’t think my wardrobe needs an update. Sure, I get tired after taking a few steps, but doesn’t everyone? Wha-? Confused!? I think if anybody’s confused here, it’s you, because I am clearly not fat.”
The Pampered Pet
"Does my owner feed me too much? Probably. Do I care? No!" (Pillowbun)
The Plump Percussionist
“Check out this sick rhythm I can play on my belly! I’m like my own personal drumset! Patting a full belly also just feels satisfying.”
The Sharp-dressed Fatty
“Yeah, I know my suit was custom-made with my specific measurements in mind, but I’m still surprised by how comfortable the clothes feel against my body. No straining buttons, no stretching fabric, no exposed fat or fur. It fits me perfectly! Will it stay that way by the end of the night? Probably not, but I’m going to enjoy it while it lasts.”
The Shy Guy
“I-I’m not that fat…”
The Stubborn Shirt-Wearer
*Riiiiip* "S-See? Still... mmph... fits!" (RaichuFan101)
The Super-sized Supermodel
“Does this pose accentuate my rolls enough? Is the lighting good enough to emphasize my size? Do the color of these clothes contrast my fur well? Yeah? Well then, start shooting, dude! Make sure the angle captures… everything!”
The Tummy Talker
Grumble... “Easy, big guy. Nourishment awaits. Just be patient.”
The Unfortunate Victim
“I didn’t agree to get bloated up this big by this enthusiastic-looking individual, but in the end… I’m not complaining. This feels fantastic. I hope this dude lets me go soon, though.”
The Waddling Water Balloon
“Gulp, gulp, gulp! Ah! That’s my sixteenth bottle of soda for the day! Just the slightest movement causes my stomach to slosh about.”
The Winged and Weighty
"My wings can't get me off the ground anymore... Not like I'm going to miss flying all that much, but still."
What do you think? Am I missing any "stereotypes?" You're free to give your own in the comments.
Let's see how many we can get!
They started thin but found a lover that happens to have a huge fat fetish and as a result convinced them to eat more and more each meal and to laze about more and more instead of doing physical activities, all so their dream of having an extremely fat boyfriend or girlfriend becomes true.
Pampered pet to an extent, gentle giant, shy guy, tummy talker, breathing beanbag, to name a few~
The Old Clothes Wearer
“This still fits me, right? *RIIIP!*”
The Procrastinator
“Today, I’ll start working out and lose weight! *eats cake instead*”
Hefty Hypocrite?