I would get something like vegetable oil or something like that then I will slide you out, if that doesn't work another way is cutting the parts of the doorway with power tools
like this but more professional like: https://youtu.be/OZN11AOPj7U?t=175
XD Imagining you cutting around the door like that would be absolutely hilarious haha. A liiiitle bit of property damage is ok in the end if it means a great way of home remodeling X3
Best case scenario, your anxiety hits the roof when you hear the chainsaw, which causes you to get yourself out. Which makes a giant hole where the door is, plus some hole(s) in the wall(s). Just like in the cartoons.
like this but more professional like: https://youtu.be/OZN11AOPj7U?t=175
Jk I dunno, probably just find an alternate route
There is the side door through the kitchen if you need to use that. I'll get out of this door eventually. I'll find a way