.:WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:.

I offered you cheap sex on a Manhattan street corner while wearing a ratty orange feather boa, sequined blue hotshorts, a pink bikini top and my entire body was shaved (head/face included):

If said cheap sex was really amazingly mind boggling good, but you got a VD:

If we lived next door and you had kids and I had to knock on your door when I moved into your neighborhood to tell you I was a registered sex offender:

If that sex offense was because I have an uncontrollable urge to pinch people's nipples:

If I pinched you in front of your parents and children:

What would Jesus do? Send me to H E double hockeysticks lol