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A moment with... Bill Gates
16 years ago
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There's no point in hating life...
Hi guys! Here's a little thing I'm thinkin' of doing when I get bored of doing memes - how I think conversations would go if I met famous people! So, here goes number 1: Bill Gates...
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RJ: Nice house you've got here, Mr Gates
BG: I know. I live here.
RJ: Alright, no need to take that tone.
BG: I'm sorry. I guess stress is getting to me at the moment.
RJ: Why?
BG: Because of everything thats happening in the electronics market currently. Microsoft isn't doing as well as I'd want it to. Sure, it's working and It's successful, but things like Sony and Apple are catching up on us.
RJ: How so??
BG: Well, look at the Xbox 360 for instance. First came out - EVERYONE wanted one. I think everyone wanted one... Anyway, ENOUGH people wanted one. They went like hot cakes, and everyone who had one loved it.
RJ: Still am, thank you.
BG: Exactly! But then Sony released their long awaited PS3, with such titles as Uncharted and MGS4 that Microsoft wouldn't get the rights to so we could get them on our console. And do you know how many MGS fans are out there?
RJ: *Shuffles nervously* Erm, no...
BG: Well, a lot more than I expected. Soon, people were buying the PS3 for just a few games, and then such titles as Fallout 3, GTA IV and Call of Duty 4 were available for both consoles... And don't get me started on the whole RED RING thing. I dunno what thats about. It's like, your playing the damn thing, loving it (I hope) and all of a sudden - BAM! Your Xbox becomes an EX-box. It's like an appendix - sits there harmlessly until one day, WHAM, it kills you randomly. Now, okay, The Xbox 360 didn't actually kill you but -
RJ: I get the metaphor.
BG: Good. Good. And now Apple's got their damned iPhones all over the place, and their posh Macs and all that... what did I do to retort?
RJ: ... I dunno...
BG: Vista
RJ: Ooooh, yeah, Okay...
BG: Yeah. Vista.
RJ: ... I'd better go now...
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Let me know if you think I should continue this idea or not guys. I'm too tired to think tonight. Bye!
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RJ: Nice house you've got here, Mr Gates
BG: I know. I live here.
RJ: Alright, no need to take that tone.
BG: I'm sorry. I guess stress is getting to me at the moment.
RJ: Why?
BG: Because of everything thats happening in the electronics market currently. Microsoft isn't doing as well as I'd want it to. Sure, it's working and It's successful, but things like Sony and Apple are catching up on us.
RJ: How so??
BG: Well, look at the Xbox 360 for instance. First came out - EVERYONE wanted one. I think everyone wanted one... Anyway, ENOUGH people wanted one. They went like hot cakes, and everyone who had one loved it.
RJ: Still am, thank you.
BG: Exactly! But then Sony released their long awaited PS3, with such titles as Uncharted and MGS4 that Microsoft wouldn't get the rights to so we could get them on our console. And do you know how many MGS fans are out there?
RJ: *Shuffles nervously* Erm, no...
BG: Well, a lot more than I expected. Soon, people were buying the PS3 for just a few games, and then such titles as Fallout 3, GTA IV and Call of Duty 4 were available for both consoles... And don't get me started on the whole RED RING thing. I dunno what thats about. It's like, your playing the damn thing, loving it (I hope) and all of a sudden - BAM! Your Xbox becomes an EX-box. It's like an appendix - sits there harmlessly until one day, WHAM, it kills you randomly. Now, okay, The Xbox 360 didn't actually kill you but -
RJ: I get the metaphor.
BG: Good. Good. And now Apple's got their damned iPhones all over the place, and their posh Macs and all that... what did I do to retort?
RJ: ... I dunno...
BG: Vista
RJ: Ooooh, yeah, Okay...
BG: Yeah. Vista.
RJ: ... I'd better go now...
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Let me know if you think I should continue this idea or not guys. I'm too tired to think tonight. Bye!
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Hmm, maybe it should be set in eastern Europe, in like, Kiev so it's Ukrainian gangters all weilding AKs and AN-94s and huling lots and lots of grenade and they all are speaking norml english but with thick, Russian accents