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3 years ago
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Probably done a variation on this one before. I'm positive conversations like this have happened before.
M comes in from getting a beer from the "out-back" fridge.
A: <Urrp> (medium volume belch)
M: <BlurHUUuurrrrrUP!> (exaggerated with extra vocalization)
A: You say the sweetest things.
M: It's because you're a lovely man.
M hugs A with one arm, sort of from the side, and rubs his chin on A's shoulder.
M: Rather, you're a "handsome" man, not "lovely".
A: I'll take "lovely".
Later that day
A Geico commercial where the gecko tastes wings plays on the TV.
M: If he fell into the fryer he'd probably be indistinguishable from those wings! Ha ha ha!
The gecko coughs from the spiciness of the wings.
M: I don't think reptiles can taste capsaicin. I know birds can't, and I'll bet he couldn't taste it either. He wouldn't be bothered by it at all.
M huffs.
M: This commercial isn't scientifically accurate.
A: It's a talking lizard selling car insurance? And THAT's what you're concerned about?
M shrugs and wanders off.
M comes in from getting a beer from the "out-back" fridge.
A: <Urrp> (medium volume belch)
M: <BlurHUUuurrrrrUP!> (exaggerated with extra vocalization)
A: You say the sweetest things.
M: It's because you're a lovely man.
M hugs A with one arm, sort of from the side, and rubs his chin on A's shoulder.
M: Rather, you're a "handsome" man, not "lovely".
A: I'll take "lovely".
Later that day
A Geico commercial where the gecko tastes wings plays on the TV.
M: If he fell into the fryer he'd probably be indistinguishable from those wings! Ha ha ha!
The gecko coughs from the spiciness of the wings.
M: I don't think reptiles can taste capsaicin. I know birds can't, and I'll bet he couldn't taste it either. He wouldn't be bothered by it at all.
M huffs.
M: This commercial isn't scientifically accurate.
A: It's a talking lizard selling car insurance? And THAT's what you're concerned about?
M shrugs and wanders off.
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