Sadly things have only gotten worse since the Universal Trip. I don't know why this year sucks so bad for me or what I did to piss off fate. I really think that Karma works in reverse. So I've been really sick this past week probably with some sort of infection because I've been hacking up green shit, but that's not even the worst of it. On Monday (last week) I noticed that there was a golf ball sized lump on my upper thigh right where my leg collides with my balls. It's hard as a rock, but it wasn't causing me any pain at the time so I let it be. The very next day, pain! Oh boy, my favorite! And the pain only got worse as the days went on. I tried everything I could for just a little bit of levity. Took a hot bath, used cold compresses, used hot compresses, lotion, hemp cream, leg wraps, stretch tape, and worst of all, Icy Hot! Which was the biggest mistake I've ever made. Never ever EVER put Icy Hot near your genitals! All it does is feel like 1000 needles of fire are stabbing you in the sack! I even went so far as stabbing the hard skin hoping it was a cyst that just needed to be drained. But all that did was cause an alarming amount of blood to pour out. Whoops.

The pain has gotten so bad that I nearly cried at work today. So I guess I have no choice. Tomorrow I will taking a 45 minute drive to an urgent care. Why do I need to drive that far? Because that's the only place that will take my medical insurance because Medi-Cal is fucking bullshit.... Sure hope it's cancer for real this time. I'll post a follow up to this when I have more information. ^^