Small Graham Blurb
2 years ago
Hey all, have a fun little situation Graham had to deal with once.
One day, the prince brought him a fizzy concoction that was apparently circulating around the land’s nobility. It was essentially sparkling water. The prince wasn’t a fan of the drink, giving him a bad case of the hiccups. So he pawned it off to Graham instead, thinking that the tortoise’s insides would handle the beverage better. Oh, he couldn’t have been more wrong…
Not even a minute after consuming the odd refreshment, Graham let out a belch so loud that the palace guards thought there was an enemy attack imminent. Unfortunately for both the guards and Graham, this was far from the last belch the hulking knight let out. Graham spent the next hour groaning in discomfort as his aching belly lurched up belch after belch. Thankfully, the prince helped subside this bellyache with some tender belly rubs. However, there was a rule put in place since that day that the fizzy concoction would be banned from further use…by Graham and Graham alone. After all, the king still swears he can hear the ear splitting burps to this day…
One day, the prince brought him a fizzy concoction that was apparently circulating around the land’s nobility. It was essentially sparkling water. The prince wasn’t a fan of the drink, giving him a bad case of the hiccups. So he pawned it off to Graham instead, thinking that the tortoise’s insides would handle the beverage better. Oh, he couldn’t have been more wrong…
Not even a minute after consuming the odd refreshment, Graham let out a belch so loud that the palace guards thought there was an enemy attack imminent. Unfortunately for both the guards and Graham, this was far from the last belch the hulking knight let out. Graham spent the next hour groaning in discomfort as his aching belly lurched up belch after belch. Thankfully, the prince helped subside this bellyache with some tender belly rubs. However, there was a rule put in place since that day that the fizzy concoction would be banned from further use…by Graham and Graham alone. After all, the king still swears he can hear the ear splitting burps to this day…

NoctoNommer
~rchlisnomsome
My man needs to stick with juice instead. XD

cloacacolaEX
~cloacacolaex
OP
He really does. That or just a cold glass of water. Nothing bubbly for that sensitive gut of his.