It's my birthday..... 21 years old, still no boyfriendedness *EPIC SADFACU* D8

And no. I'm not drinking. Don't like the taste of alcohol ><

Funny Story Time: On my 19?/20th? birthday, I accidentally got beer when I ordered iced tea. Though it was the oddest tasting tea ever, since I added sweetener to it LOL


Meme Time: Stole'd from  nyaasu XD

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Why yes! I have >D Shall I tell?

Been arrested? — No.

Kissed someone you didn't like? — No~ XD

Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes,when I stayed up the whole night before

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes

Held a snake? — Yes *shudder*

Ran a red light? — No

Been suspended from school? — No

Experienced love at first sight? — No

Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope

Been fired from a job? — No

Fired somebody? — No

Sung karaoke? — More times than any human being should XD

Pointed a gun at someone? — It was a water gun ^^

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Too many times

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Oh gods,,, yes....

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — More like one too many forced themselves into my mouth

Kissed in the rain? — No

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - No

Saw someone die? — Yes ):

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes

Smoked a cigar? — EW no

Sat on a rooftop? — Yes

Smuggled something into another country? — Yes (but don't tell anyone)

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No, I would drown Xx

Broken a bone? — No

Skipped school? — Yes

Eaten a bug? — I think so

Walked on a moonlit beach? — No. Beaches are scary at night

Ridden a motorcycle? — Never

Dumped someone? — No

Forgotten your anniversary? — Does the anniversary of my birth count? ;)

Lied to avoid a ticket? — No

Ridden in a helicopter? — No.

Shaved your head? — Uhh, no

Blacked out from drinking? — No

Played a prank on someone? — Yes... and all have failed!!! XD

Hit a home run? — I do not possess the ability to do so

Felt like killing someone? — YES

Cross-dressed? — I'm just a gay man trapped in a woman's body D8

Been falling-down drunk? — No

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — What did I say about boyfriend stuffs (read top of journal)

Eaten snake? — No

Marched/Protested? — Yes to both, however they are unrelated: Marching in state fair parade with (duh) Marching band/ Protested against some politicians

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — WTF are those?

Puked on an amusement ride? — No. Had to clean it up though at my first job xX It's really gross

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Peta?

Knitted? — Yes ^^

Been on TV? — No...

Shot a gun? — Not a real one

Skinny-dipped? — Oo Uh, nooo....

Given someone stitches? — No *faint*

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — I would die by the sight of it.

Ridden a surfboard? — No

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No

Had surgery? — Yes

Streaked? — No

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No

Tripped on mushrooms? — No

when NOT drinking? — What?

Peed on a bush? — Not having a peenie makes that kinda hard ^^;;

Donated Blood? — No, but I'm gonna this week *thumbs up*

Grabbed electric fence? — Uh, no. That's stupid.

Eaten alligator meat? — Nope

Eaten cheesecake? — Some good shizz thar

Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes. The fish needed to be killed because it was killing the other fish at work.

Peed your pants in public? — No. My bladder is unburstible!

Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes. Yay, movie pass LOL

Written graffiti? — Noooo... >>

Still love someone you shouldn't? — I don't think I "shouldn't", I just never got a response.... *stares him down*

Think about the future? — Once or twice. Mostly fantasy-like XD

Been in handcuffs? — Not real ones LOL

Believe in love? — Yesss~

bungee jump? - I would've shat myself if anyone dared ask me to do it.

drowned? - Uh, no?

kicked some guy in his jewels? - Why, yes, I have >D

ass faced? - WAT?!

ever had suicidal thoughts? - No. I'm too chipper to do such a thing