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fuck amazon, facebook, twitter, and google
2 years ago
life is a mcstruggle™ right now so pardon the continued hiatus.
also if any of you magically happen to have influence with amazon, please let them know that the decision to make the ONLY way to regain access to an account when you've lost your phone require the exact brand names of your 3 last purchases IN ADDITION to all of the actually important info like bank statements, card numbers, and shipping addresss, is COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE STUPID HORSESHIT. thanks!
literally i am unable to login because of this mandatory two-factor authentication bullshit and the most insanely useless customer service i've ever encountered. they aren't allowed to make a single actual human decision, they just read off a list of questions off a screen and input your answers until you get one wrong and they get locked out and tell you to go f yourself. why on earth is a human even involved?! they could have just sent me a link to a fucking form!
i haven't logged out in years so i completely forgot my phone number was even attached to the damn account, so i never updated it, and now i cleared my cache which logged me out and i can't get back in even tho i have all of the sensitive info for the account on hand, because i don't have insane memory skills to remember the EXACT listing names of the three items i bought LAST OCTOBER. knowing what the items were or how much they cost isn't good enough, either! has to be the exact ridiculous tag-filled garbage of a name that i would only know if i could login and view my purchase history (:
UPDATE;
facebook also hates me apparently! my husband and i share an account and we can only login on one browser on one computer. the exact same email and password don't work on any other computer/browser. and facebook has NO customer service or contact of any kind! it's even worse than amazon!
and twitter continues to be a trash fire that randomly chooses not to notify me of shit (and i'm talking the actual notifications tab here) among other things so i figure i'd round out the three horseman of the tech apocalypse i'm experiencing right now for y'all.
NOTHER UPDATE;
cuz steam has some stupid contract with google they are now attempting to phase out all windows 7 users. fml.
also if any of you magically happen to have influence with amazon, please let them know that the decision to make the ONLY way to regain access to an account when you've lost your phone require the exact brand names of your 3 last purchases IN ADDITION to all of the actually important info like bank statements, card numbers, and shipping addresss, is COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE STUPID HORSESHIT. thanks!
literally i am unable to login because of this mandatory two-factor authentication bullshit and the most insanely useless customer service i've ever encountered. they aren't allowed to make a single actual human decision, they just read off a list of questions off a screen and input your answers until you get one wrong and they get locked out and tell you to go f yourself. why on earth is a human even involved?! they could have just sent me a link to a fucking form!
i haven't logged out in years so i completely forgot my phone number was even attached to the damn account, so i never updated it, and now i cleared my cache which logged me out and i can't get back in even tho i have all of the sensitive info for the account on hand, because i don't have insane memory skills to remember the EXACT listing names of the three items i bought LAST OCTOBER. knowing what the items were or how much they cost isn't good enough, either! has to be the exact ridiculous tag-filled garbage of a name that i would only know if i could login and view my purchase history (:
UPDATE;
facebook also hates me apparently! my husband and i share an account and we can only login on one browser on one computer. the exact same email and password don't work on any other computer/browser. and facebook has NO customer service or contact of any kind! it's even worse than amazon!
and twitter continues to be a trash fire that randomly chooses not to notify me of shit (and i'm talking the actual notifications tab here) among other things so i figure i'd round out the three horseman of the tech apocalypse i'm experiencing right now for y'all.
NOTHER UPDATE;
cuz steam has some stupid contract with google they are now attempting to phase out all windows 7 users. fml.
NuclearWalnut
~nuclearwalnut
I will fight the big corporations
yeah, chew them the fuck out on social media and shout mean words at their offices from the street! (god what a capitalist dystopian hellscape we live in)
NuclearWalnut
~nuclearwalnut
I will bite their ankles as well!
AlphaGodith
~alphagodith
OP
very good!
TayohShadowind
~tayohshadowind
I have never felt the desire to murder so strongly until I started dealing with all this bullshit!
