ive had a drink and i'm feeling like making some egregious mistakes, so here i am asking a weird question of weird people. it's true what they tell you about drinking, kids!

so here's my fuckin deal. i consider myself a furry (this statement will be quoted in a court case someday), but i'm a pretty bad one :( i don't even have a fursuit or an f-list! i don't even really get the appeal of femboy foxes! what the fuck is a ant-hole-for-morph-fics!!!

but what i do got is a burning, festering, kinda-itchy desire to understand other people, esp those i'm in close proximity to all the time (hint: this means you). it's easy to judge and it's easy to assume, but i don't wanna do either of those things bc idk im feelin quirked up and goofy xDDD

SO HERE'S THE ACTUAL POINT OF THE FUCKING GERN ALL:
furries! you have weird sex interests! what's up with that?

for real, i'm curious as to what your sexual preferences are and why you personally believe you have them. i don't mean orientation, btw, i mean kinks/fetishes. why do you find yourself drawn to feet? what does inflation do for you psychologically? how would you explain the appeal of vore to someone who's never had any interest in it?

i'm actually being serious. if you're ballsy and devil-may-care enough, you'd be doing me a solid if you took the time to explain it to me. i wanna understand bc i figure understanding is what ultimately prevents needless harm. what can i say? i'm a bleeding heart even in a fetish club

so my good bitches, feel free to post your thoughts here or note em to me or whateva. i won't share anything publicly if you yourself didnt make it public and i'm not here to judge unless you're like deadass a child predator or an animal abuser or sumn. i wanna talk to HORNIES, not CRIMINALS WHOMST SUCK

[inb4 "what are YOUR kinks" bold of you to assume i'm any fun. this isn't about little becky bitchboy and the case of the milquetoast sexual proclivities! this is about sheryl and her thing for maws! gawd, stay focused!]