Don't get me wrong, the new policy by FA - Im ok with, though obviously Im not a fan either. (Because all it takes is ONE fur to say "OMG THIS IS CUB / ART WITH MINORS" and then Im banned? WTF?)

BUT now Im seeing these "OP" shenanigans on FA, which I guess is for "Original Poster"...um...is that really necessary when I know that I'm the only one who uses my account and I've been on FA for...um...how long? Really?

THIS IS A PARODY. THE (OP)INIONS OF THIS PANGOLIN ARE HIS OWN.

...So, time to drop my load, arm me with harmony!

OP, how do you explain it
I guess its all in how you frame it
Just dont blame it if you name it
O is for Original, P is for Poster, so dont scratch your keister
But the last word is not that simple, uh,
Its sort of like calling your name the same
And its the same name all the same
Its six letters Im missin' to be clear
Gotta wonder what's the deal here
You got some esplainin' to do 'Neer

Bust it!

You ever wonder if all the rules are posted arbitrarily
Walking back decisions not made really fairly
Wait a day, maybe longer for the drama to all fall out
Tell me tell me tell me 'Neer what its really all about
Then we come back to when the rules are all spelled out
No, its not a front like F to the R to the O to the N to the T
More like POP to the U to the F to the U to the R is what it be
And the judgments are still inanity
Its a wonder that I've kept my sanity with insanity

You down with OP?
(Do you know me?)
You down with OP?
(Yeah its me)
You down with OP?
(Not much to see)
Who's down with OP?
(Every last furry!)
Tell me tell me tell me 'Neer what its really all about?

I guess it's OP time but maybe you get it really
'Cause I know I don't get all the popularity
But a lot of other furs know what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks the system is flawed and you know there's no denyin that
Well if you do then that's OP and here's your eight dollar membership
But if you don't, it don't patch holes by much in a still leaking ship

You down with OP?
(So you know me?)
You down with OP?
(Yeah its me)
You down with OP?
(Not much to see)
Who's down with OP?
(Every last furry!)
Tell me tell me tell me 'Neer what its really all about?

Now for the lady furs, I hear going to the cons and all around
There's fear, loathing and cringe to be found
Just want to let you know that I appreciate every one of you
There wouldn't even be a fandom even with half of you
Of course, this is coming from a perv pangolin
Take it for what you will, I know where I've been
And for those that I've rubbed their fur the wrong way
Hope I can be forgiven for my sins one day

Are you down with OP?
(Do you know me?)
Are you down with OP?
(Yeah its me)
You down with OP?
(Still not that much to see)
Who's down with OP?
(Every last furry!)
Tell me tell me tell me 'Neer what its really all about?

When you finally get down to it, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
You might get banned or blocked if things go south
Best keep your mouth shut so it won't get back to 'Neer
Makes you wonder what we're really dealing with here
Many of you will catch the same OP that I'm messing
A 'check mark' I didn't ask for, do I call this Muskie's 'blessing'?
So now I have an OP and damn skippy I'm with it
But to me its S to the T to the U to the P to the I to the D sh*t
If you can get what that means, then you're the same as me
Please excuse me as I need the rest room for an OP

So are you down with OP?
(Do you know me?)
Are you down with OP?
(I guess its me)
You down with OP?
(Whatchu want to see?)
Who's down with OP?
(Every last furry!)

Can we down with OP?
(You already know me)
What's with the OP?
(I guess its me)
You down with OP?
(Whatchu want to see?)
Who's down with OP?
(Every last furry!)
Tell me tell me tell me 'Neer what's this really all about?

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