Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — yes

Been arrested? — no

Kissed someone you didn't like? — no

Slept in until 5 PM? — yes, of the next day

Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes

Held a snake? — yes

Ran a red light? — yes

Been suspended from school? — no

Experienced love at first sight? — close

Totaled your car in an accident? — no

Been fired from a job? — no

Fired somebody? — no

Sung karaoke? — only in car

Pointed a gun at someone? — again, only cap guns

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yes, constantly

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes

Kissed in the rain? — yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - yes

Saw someone die? — pets

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — no

Smoked a cigar? — no

Sat on a rooftop? — yes

Smuggled something into another country? — yes, albeit unintentionally

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — yes

Broken a bone? — no

Skipped school? — yes, but only in college

Eaten a bug? — yes

Walked on a moonlit beach? — yes

Ridden a motorcycle? — no

Dumped someone? — yes

Forgotten your anniversary? —no

Lied to avoid a ticket? — no

Ridden in a helicopter? — yes

Shaved your head? — no

Blacked out from drinking? — no

Played a prank on someone? — yes

Hit a home run? — yes

Felt like killing someone? — yes

Cross-dressed? — yes, school play

Been falling-down drunk? — yes and never again

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yes, without meaning to

Eaten snake? — yes

Marched/Protested? — no

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — yes

Puked on an amusement ride? — no

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — yes

Knitted? — no

Been on TV? — yes

Shot a gun? — no

Skinny-dipped? — yes- well, bath in colorado river

Given someone stitches? — no

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — yes

Ridden a surfboard? — yes, badly

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — yes

Had surgery? — no

Streaked? — no

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no

Tripped on mushrooms? — no

when NOT drinking? — no

Peed on a bush? — yes

Donated Blood? — no

Grabbed electric fence? — yes

Eaten alligator meat? — yes

Eaten cheesecake? — yes

Killed an animal when not hunting? — yes, unintentionally

Peed your pants in public? — yes

Snuck into a movie without paying? — stayed for two (fell asleep at drive-in)

Written graffiti? — yes

Still love someone you shouldn't? — no

Think about the future? — yes but more about past

Been in handcuffs? — yes

Believe in love? — yes

bungee jump? - no

drowned? - no

kicked some guy in his jewels? - kicked no, but stepped on a shovel to same effect

ass faced? - also, what??

ever had suicidal thoughts? - yes