Aaaannnd my parents found my receipt for a sex shop I went to.
Rookie mistake on my part. Very very rookie. Fuck :))))))

I want to say that I left it behind my bed and my mom found it when she went in my room, but maybe I left it in the living room like an idiot. Maybe I left it in my car. Maybe my pants pocket. I can't remember. Gah. Luckily they are cool, accepting people who didn't get me in trouble or anything. But damn, the embarrassment is sloshing around in my body right now.