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Quiz: 100 truths

001. Name → Ummm, round these parts it's Brokenwing.
002. Nickname(s) → BW, or Broken, or Dubdub, or just Dub.
003. Status → Single, lonely, tight as hell :(.
004. Zodiac sign → Scorpio/Libra split.
005. Male or female → Male, more or less.
006. Elementary → I learned what little spanish I know. I think I can count to 20?
007: Middle School → Young and dumb.
008. High School → Foolhardy at best.
009. Smart → You could say that. You could also call me retarded. Depending on the situation, either could be correct.
010. Hair color → Brown. Mundane.
011. Long or short → Long when it's long, short when it's short. Though when it's long I tend to get it shorter.
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud. Very loud. Three-blocks-away loud.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Oh god, what? Jeans, you fashion-blind idiot.
014. Phone or Camera → Each when it's called for.
015. Health freak → Just a touch.
016. Drink or Smoke? → Only every once in a while. Don't touch burning things, though.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? Like, a bajillion at once. Few of whom I'd date, though.
018. Eating or Drinking → ... Both? Is that like asking "Is your jaw broken?"
019. Piercings → None, yet. When I find one that doesn't make me look like a tool, I'll consider it.
020. Tattoos → None, yet. Keep thinking about getting this yoshi on my butt... What? No, really!
021. Obsessions → Gadgets, electronic music, occasionally building shit, video games, food.
022. Chocolate or Vanilla → Hellooooo, swirl?

FIRSTS:
023. First Mate → It was short lived.
024. First best friend → Mike T.
025. First award → Caboose.
026. First crush → Oh man. Um, does Sonic count? For real persons, hmm... well, see above.
027. First pet → One of those fair goldfish. It lasted a year and a half, though!
028. First big vacation → Hard to say. First ones I remember were to fun places, but I went to London before that, so...
029. Penis penis penis penis penis penis.
030. First big birthday → Had a number of fun birthdays - usually my birthdays are more about the gathering than the presents. I don't remember any particular ones as 'first', though.

HATE:
031. Hypocrites. Especially myself when I'm hypocritical.
032. Yeah, I'll stick with people who blatantly cannot drive. I have some amount of tolerance as long as I can predict behavior.
033. People who take things too seriously, and as a result whom I end up pissing off. I don't actually hate these people, I hate the situation that arises from such a relationship. Seriously, lighten up - life's for having fun.
034. The republican party and the christian right (see 31)
035. Anti gay-marriage activists who don't understand the nature of church and state (see 31)
036. Random medical conditions. Lately, this skin condition that's developed that's made me itch all over recently. Seriously, this sucks.
037. Loneliness - yeah, this can stay.
038. Failing to correctly determine the nature of a problem and/or find a solution when I'm fairly confident in my skills (see 31).
039. Buggy, poorly programmed games. Especially well-designed ones.

LOVE:
040: My mom.
041. Porn. Yup, go fig. If you can't tell from my gallery, most often porn starring me (but not a guarantee!).
042. Asian foods. Well, more like asian-american foods, but still - Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Cambodian, Vietnamese, Korean, you name it. I love the spices and tastes of asian cuisine.
043. Friends, many of whom I do a very poor job of telling as much. Some of whom will never really know it.
044. A well-designed and well-implemented device, be it something like the iphone, a game or an application. If it's usable, competently programmed and expertly polished, I develop a deep respect for it.
045. Parlor games. Practically anything, despite how boring some of them end up being by the end.
046. Life. Seriously. How awesome is life? How awesome is the concept of existence?
047. The ocean breeze, preferably from somewhere pleasant. I always feel 'at home' near the ocean.
048. Rain, especially on a weekend where I have nothing planned. Preferably warm, but cold can be nice too in a way.

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Well, about to go to bed, so not currently eating anything. Most recently I had some Ghirardelli chocolate, though.
050. Drinking → Water. Which really, is kinda awesome in its own right.
051. Just Noticed → I'm kinda tired.
052. I'm about to → Go to bed late. Again.
053. Listening to → Presently? Nothing. But Villain from Lostep's Because We Can is paused on iTunes. Which isn't to say it's among my favorites.
054. Plans for today → Sleep, wake up, work, hope to GOD shit works out on my condo, eat a couple of times, come home, play psychonauts, repeat.
055. Wearing → Nothing except some cream for my skin. Cream is sexy, baby. Yeah.
056. Finished → My day.
057. Need → Man, money. This whole buying-your-own-place thing is expensiiive.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Hard to say. Probably not, though, depending on what happens.
059. Want to get married? → Just for the sake of the event, yes.
060. Careers – Hoping for some game-industry-type-stuff. But I'd have to, ya know, apply for shit first.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU UNIQUE:
061. My intellect. It makes me unique, doesn't it?
062. My sense of self and sense of humor.
063. My tastes in music, clothes, cars, food, etc.
064. My timing.
065. My views.
066. My history.
067. My subculture(s).

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX? (OPPOSITE for those with hetero orientation)
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes, but the lips have to be there too.
069. Penis penis penis penis penis.
070. Shorter or taller? → Top or bottom? Bigger or smaller? Depends on the guy.
071. Big Spoon/Little spoon? → I didn't know there was a choice! Ummm, little.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → More spontaneous than romantic, but a little of the latter doesn't hurt.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Gotta have a good belly. Or a firm belly.
074. Sensitive or loud → I'm the loud one, don't need someone else overpowering me.
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship. If I find a guy I'd wanna fuck, I'd probably want to keep fucking him. But a hook up on the side might be nice from time to time.
076. Timid or Outgoing? → Depends on the circumstances. I'm already pretty outgoing, so he'd have to be comfortable with that.
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Depends, again. I've been hesitant all my life, but time-to-time troublemaking is good fun.

HAVE YOU EVER:
078. Gotten locked inside a store → Nope!
079. Lost your keys → For how long? Couple of hours, maybe.
080. Lost glasses/contacts → A pair of cheap sunglasses, perhaps.
081. Ran away from home → Nah. Thought about it as a kid a few times.
082. Gotten Screened in an Airport → ... how thoroughly?
083. Been Attacked → Often as a kid. These days, not so much.
084. Broken someone's heart → Yup, pretty bad.
085. Been arrested → Knock on wood...
086. Broken the law → Hah! Ahh, that's funny. Everyone has, and everyone does on a daily basis. The idea that anyone abides completely by the law is fallacious.
087. Cried when someone died → Yup.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
088. Humanity → It's hard to say. Humanity insinuates society. Society is a tough nut to crack. I believe in individuals, in their vision and forethought. I believe others can thoroughly fuck a good plan. Conversely, I believe that many have very vicious plans aching for an outlet. I think, in the course of life, evolution wins.
089. Yourself → Depending on the circumstances, yes.
090. Miracles → Oh sure, why not.
091. Love at first sight → I believe in the principle that those who meet first as lovers works for some, and those who meet first as friends works for others. And certainly, crush at first sight is reasonable.
092. Heaven → Heaven is... primarily a christian concept. But almost all religions preach of some paradise awaiting us after life. It's hard for me to say, seeing as I've never died. I think it's hard for religions to preach, seeing as none of their creators had died. I believe if there is a heaven, any concept of self must be lost regardless.
093. Santa Claus → Inasmuch as the spirit of goodwill in mankind can be manifested, yes.
094. Sex on the first date → Eh. Not usually. But oddly enough I'm not as sexual RL as I am OL. If a guy was smoking hot, I think just getting naked and spooning would suffice on the first date, thankyouverymuch.
095. Kiss on the first date → Sure, at least on the cheek or something. Probably should ask about herpes before you dive in with the tongue.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
096. What scares you more than rationality can explain → Death, and the loss of self.
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → I think I could come up with one, yeah. It's kinda a roulette from my wheel of crushes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → I'd say content, but not complacent. There's a lot of work to be done.
099. Do you believe in God → I believe that the concept of life can supersede what we know of it, and to that end yes, there could well be a god or multiple gods. No matter how far back you go in astrophysics, I don't think we will ever be able to answer why existence exists - there's a philosophy there that almost demands god. But not god in any religious context, no.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? Feck no, bitch. Fuck you and your bullshit, keeping me up for another hour. Fuck!