Just wishing you happy birthday its own way XD

Cat gets an A for effort at least. Retching on command is Cheerleader levels of talent.

xD Happy birthday though~

I bet the "Happy" part is what the cat took so personally!

Birthday? More like Barfday amirite?

My guess is an error in translation by the Kitty

Happy fellow birthday my dude!!

What did your household pet leave YOU today :D?

A slap to the face because they wanted food

PRIORITIES HUMAN SUBJECT!

In fairness, that's normalcy at its finest.. :D. No idea what I'm doing on my birthday today

We should fuck while fighting over the last slice of cake

Yes, yes... and yes, lol absolutely 💯

Birthday? I DON'T CARE! MY STOMACH IS EMPTY! FEED ME OR I'LL BARF AGAIN!

IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN
SO IT SHALL BE

~Cat

Happy birthday 🎂

Can I give it back! I wannna be young agin!

WHAAAT?! And make me older? Not happening! Equivalent Exchange after all.

Happy Birthday, Drayk. Either your cat is inconsiderate or an actual genius. XD

He is the mastermind... no doubt

Happy birthday! At least it was the foot of your bed and not the head of the bed.

or on my fucking face xD

Happy birthday 🎁🎂 👉👌

Lewd sir! LEWD I SAY! lol

Happy birthday, at least the cat gave you an interesting conversation starter yeah? Twice in a row is pretty talented I'd say.

*retch*

BUT WAIT....
THERES MORE!!!!

*REEEETCH*

The best wake-up alarm that will surely get you up out of bed.

Every damn time for sure lol

*noise of cat retching*
**IMMEDIATE BULLET TIME ACTIVATION**

It's a present!

Even had a chunk of food in it lol

Bon appetit, mi amor~

They didn't want you to miss the Nintendo Direct :V

But I dont even a nintender!

Happy Berfday

Muah c:

This explains the shout, lol

Muaha

Appreciate the value of this gift !

But of course lol

At least it ain't a half chewed up birthday rat with guts all over the floor.

Thank God lol

Happy birthday! 🥳💙

Oooh popsicle icon! What flavor :D

Cherry-pineapple! 💖🧡

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD ~
**hairballs on your carpet**

D:< Dag babbit!

But look! It looks like a strip of bacon!

*makes hurking cat noises*

Time to shave the cat!

As a rat, I will pee all over your bedsheet and leave one little poo in a fold of fabric where you won't see it until you put your face on it later. 💜 Happy birthday!

That's just mean xD

That's how rats show love!

That, and having a loud squabble right before you finally fall asleep.

Hey, Happy Birthday! Now feed your cat some cake!

Gonna feed the cat to the electric shaver!

I imagine him being sphynx cat

*sits on you and makes dry-heave noises*


Happy birthday

I swear if one of your tongues pops off!

Happy birthday ^,-,^
**spills coco over your bed and slither away**

hope you have a nice day otherwise lovely drayk ^,-,^ <3

HOW DARE I SAY!

**his head pops back around the corner of the door and smirks and spills more there**

Happy Birthday!

No you!
You have a Happy Birthday! Sometime.. somewhere .. in the far far distant future!

It won't be long! Thank you kindly

I wish you the best for the rest of your day of birth. If the day doesn´t start so good it mostly can only become better. :3

I got some ice cream so we're doing pretty fucking good >:D

Happy birthday. The joys of having an animal around the home. I miss my mom's and my god sister's calicos. I'll just leave it at this at least it wasn't a hairball or vomit left right where you put your feet to get out of bed or sneakily hidden on the way to the human bathroom in the middle of the night.

Very true! Instead it was right in front of me with no fucks given xD haha

Aw, that must've been your present~

I demand a receipt so I can take it back lol

Congratulations on another lap made around the condensed ball of hot gasses and stellar radiation.
May your next lap be full of memes and hot cocoa 💜☕

That's a good day imo !

Indeed~
But seriously, Happy Birthday despite the rough morning. Hope you can treat yourself :D

Thaaaaaat's kitty for you. XD

Kitties.. Kitties never change

I love the smell of catnip in the morning! xD

Happy Born Day! Enjoy the born day cocoa and NOT the cat vomit!

Tryin my gosh dang hardest I tell ya!

I got some ice creams! Hopefully that counts!

Sorry to hear that. Hope they get better and you have cleaned the sheets soon enough.

And happy birthday (such as it is)!

I shall do my best :o
The cat will be executed at dawn before the tribunal of rats

Happy Birthday never the less XD

I got ice cream now so it's all good... mmmm cookie dough.

YOU TOO CITIZEN!
Well when you get around to yours :o

Ah cats, they're a pain yet we can't say no to their cute faces.

Happy birthday Afro-sporting lizard :)

I say no to him all the fucking time... doesn't do fuck all xD

Oh dear, you said no to Bastet's servants :P

Yo we old as fuck now.

Wonder how long before we qualify for Lemonparty

Happy birthday, ya silly derg! :3

I'll allow it!

Harbby barfday you coco chugging nut! Though yeah waking up to cat puking was normal to me for years...go so used to hearing it make the sounds before it gets put on the wood or tile floor to puke instead

See I wasn't sure if moving the cat while it was in that state was safe or not xD

Happy belated birthday!
I have you know I chose to keep the last remaining hot chocolate I have for occasions like this!

Now that's good planning :D

Hey, sorry about the cat but happy belated birthday!

Imma make sure to have him visit you to make your bday just as special

aww, my kitty used to make little brown nuggets for me on my birthday :3

such a thoughtful kitty

smelly too!

Happy belated Birthday to you.

Gahhh.. Belated thank you in return xD