Existential Captcha
2 years ago
General
That struggle when you have to select all the squares of a bike. And like, I know you’re supposed to just select all of the bike, but then when a square just has a little corner of a wheel or the handlebar?? Like then I’m wondering, “ok is this what I’m supposed to also select because they want every piece of the bike? Or should I just select the portions that make up the frame of the bike? Does this square have more essence of bike than essence of not bike? What constitutes a bike even?? Wait, what is ESSENCE OF BIKE??”
And then you start to spiral cause is a bike a bike without a wheel? So I have to select the corner of the wheel, but now I’m acutely aware that the square I’m about to select is just a wheel. And what if the lil AI buddy on the other side looks at the squares in a vacuum and starts to think “ah, a rubber circle is a bike!” And then what if they get scolded because I CHOSE THE NOT BIKE SQUARE FOR IT??
So now my lil AI learning buddy is all sad because they just wanna know bike, but now I’m like “well poop, do they understand that a bike is just wheels and handlebar and pedals and chains and gears? And if you think about it, all of those things are just metal and rubber and lubricant (lewd) and plastic? And if you think about it, none of those things are BIKE??”
Poor lil AI guy. And poor me I guess.
This is why it takes me three attempts to get my captcha correct >:T
And then you start to spiral cause is a bike a bike without a wheel? So I have to select the corner of the wheel, but now I’m acutely aware that the square I’m about to select is just a wheel. And what if the lil AI buddy on the other side looks at the squares in a vacuum and starts to think “ah, a rubber circle is a bike!” And then what if they get scolded because I CHOSE THE NOT BIKE SQUARE FOR IT??
So now my lil AI learning buddy is all sad because they just wanna know bike, but now I’m like “well poop, do they understand that a bike is just wheels and handlebar and pedals and chains and gears? And if you think about it, all of those things are just metal and rubber and lubricant (lewd) and plastic? And if you think about it, none of those things are BIKE??”
Poor lil AI guy. And poor me I guess.
This is why it takes me three attempts to get my captcha correct >:T
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