I seem to have gotten a few new watchers recently, which is fairly encouraging, so I figured I'd throw this out there.

See, I have a problem: Aside from disability checks, I rely on story commissions for my income, and I haven't had a single one in over half a year. If you enjoy my stuff, and have some spare spending money you haven't marked for art from one of the many ACTUAL super-talented beans on this site, please consider hiring me to write you a story! For those who already know me, I've updated some of my terms, and you may be happy to discover I now have the confidence to do far more in terms of subject matter!

(This PSA is brought to you by Feline Writer's Guild [FWG]. The FWG does not guarantee that contracting with a cat furry will not involve you selling your immortal soul and/or firstborn for when cats conquer the earth.)